The point is Nikola Jokic is a wizard with the basketball and no one gives a shit about the Nuggets.

Dan “Knee Caps for dinner and power Stances for lunch” Campbell went through a legitimate interview process with an actual NFL Team and was hired as the HEAD Coach?

The one thing I can say about these last several years of discourse and insecurity is it has opened us all up to the certainty and reality that a lot of people are positively fucking stupid. And hilarious.

We saw records shattered and legends cemented into sports lore and we basked in that glory for all the world to see. Oh and they saw. They foamed at the mouth with envy and hate just waiting for the day to dance on our graves and stomp on our cold dead hearts. Has that day come? Has the Devil finally come to demand his souls? I believe this to be such end of days.

When things aren’t going his way we see a pout where we would like to see a grimace. And let us never forget the Dukie factor. The entitled, soft, front running stank that comes with being an alumni of Duke University.

I’m currently shitting my pants. And also on the verge of a heart attack. Care to join me? Read on.

Is TB12 sponsoring the game? Guaranteeing the safety of everyone with a bottle of PROTECT, for a measly $69.99.

They failed. They never won. They very publicly crash and burned in magnificent fashion at times. There are certainly a number of reasons we could start to get into here and all of them have been dissected relentlessly. If you were asking me, which you’re not, but if you were, public enemy #1 is Kyrie Irving. That freaking Thanksgiving hating, flat earthing, all seeing eye, turd.

Do these names strike fear into the heart of an opponent? Carsen Edwards, Tremont Waters, RomeNOSHOW Langford, Grant Williams, Semi Ojeleye, Daniel Theis, Aaron “Peach baskets” Nesmith, Robert Williams, JaVonte fucking Green.

You could toss dead cats at tennis rackets and I would watch over 5 hours of 1,000 strike outs and 500 home runs.

The intriguing part for the doc to me were the insights we got when it all the shit hit all the fans for poor old Tiger. Let’s get one thing out of the way. Sex addiction is some wild bull shit some rich asshole made up so he wouldn’t loose half his money to his Gold Digging wife.

It’s February. It’s cold. The snow is gross and brown. You have frost bite on your balls every time you have to start your car and you can’t look forward to Sundays providing you with 10 straight hours of football bliss. So what to do?

As I sit here the morning after the Super Bowl, dipping left over chicken wings into a vat of Heluva Good, I pose the question, why am I forced to contribute to society today? Brady is a super human and my hang over has reached new heights . What the Fuck are we doing here?

He’s America’s Quarter Back. The Golden Boy. The man’s name is recognized from Milwaukee to Katmandu and it’s associated with winning. And Sex. He’s dripping sex.