They Failed Drake Maye
Editor of Musketfire.com, Sara Marshall joins the boys to talk Pats. Coach Vibe is sending a wake up call after failing his rookie quarterback. Who is really to blame and what can we look forward to? Thank god for the Jets, Aaron Rodgers is a doucheThe Drake Maye offense may actually get some WR some attention. Is there anybody worth the time? Caves or dog booty? And a big bag of drugs.
MayeDay
It’s a full on emergency situation in Foxboro. The Drake Maye era begins this Sunday vs. the Houston Texans, but you’re going to have to ask Coach Jerod Mayo twice if the time line has been sped up for Maye’s debut. How did we get here? We’ll break it down for you. Aaron Rodgers is a douchebag, but is Burrow a top 5 guy? Dr. Big Mac Power Rankings and Ponderings. The butthole tattoo is back on! Belichick and Lt Dan close us out, plus buy a car or watch your kids?
Flirting with Disaster
The Patriots are on the verge of collapse. It’s week 5. Drake Maye can’t save them now, but they may try it anyway. It’s a vital week for the Patriots on and off the field. Questions around the NFL leads to classic water hammer humor. The Bruins and Red Sox make an appearance. The Knicks have the best starting 5 in the NBA in Florida man, nuff said. PLUS hair plugs and I’m out.
Snap Shot: Week 4. Patriots vs. 49ers
The Patriots are bad. Real bad. It’s hard to figure out where to actually start with how bad this team sucks. Roster, coaching, front office, ownership? It’s all a pile of hot garbage. But, is there hope? Spoiler alert. No. Drake Maye isn’t the answer either. But, they would be better if he was playing.
It was all Bill’s fault
Elliot Wolf is not getting enough grief and the boys won’t stand for it. Picking up the Patriots scraps Bobby buckaki details some interesting mis steps in AVP’s coaching decisions. We work around the NFL with 10 questions. It’s basketball season. Celtics media day and Kendrik Perkins give us some sound bites to work off of. A new segment called “Best of the Internets” has the boys giggling, the Texas tickling butthole bandit is finally caught, PLUS on location at Diddy’s wack shack.
The NFL Upside Down World
Derek Carr has the best passer rating in the NFL, Gardner Minshew leads the league in completion percentage, and our pets heads are falling off! The Patriots get embarrassed in real time. The Celtics have a daddy issue and the government is listening. Diddy, Diddy, Diddy. PLUS don’t bring your kids to Italy
Sustainable or Suck
Dr. Big Mac Power Rankings sets the tone. Can the Patriots repeat their success from week 1? Chief Bobby waxes poetic about Coach Vibes and uncharacteristically issues an apology. Sara Marshall jumps on to give us some Pats Yack. Left brain or Right? Johnny Yates does NOT live here. PLUS Rich battles hot snakes.
Wk 1. Patriots vs. Bengals. Pros, Cons, and Stupid
The Patriots shock the world with a week 1 victory in as competent fashion as we have seen in years. Coach Vibes is a leader of men and the boys eat crow. For at least a week. Lead by their stoic defense and Ramadama Ding Dong Stevenson the Patriots lock up the 16-10 win and are 1-0 on the season.
Positive Vibes Only
The NFL season has started. It is anticipated to not be great for Patriots fans, so the boys take an evening to shed some positivity on the situation. What is there to look for in week 1 vs the Bengals, a Bruins and Celtics minute, impromptu power rankings across the NFL and who are the worst starting QBs in the league? Don’t snort cum PLUS there’s an “internet outage” in Maryland.