Bang Hulk Hogan? Modern Day Slavery; Would you Rather and Simplest Minds of the Week

Written By Rich McPhee

Welcome back to another wild episode of the pod! Dr. Big Mac had a snow day, which means he had way too much time on his hands—so buckle up, because we’re diving into some of the most ridiculous and thought-provoking “Would You Rather” questions we’ve ever had. Plus, in Simplest Minds of the Week, we break down some of the dumbest takes in sports and beyond, including Dennis Schroeder’s mind-blowing trade deadline comments and Bobby being too busy for us now.

🔥 Would You Rather with the Botpod 🔥

  • Megan Fox with Hulk Hogan’s face/voice OR Jennifer Anniston with a penis? (And yes, completion is required. You sickos.)

  • Super Bowl party or watching alone like a true analyst?

  • Loud but odorless farts OR silent and nuclear stank?

  • Walking everywhere OR only using a Razor scooter for the rest of your life?

  • Extreme summer disasters (hurricanes, wildfires, tornadoes) OR brutal winters (4 months of snow, below-zero temps)?

  • Never watch sports again OR never get drunk again? (What kind of cruel world is this?)

  • Go back 20 years and give yourself advice OR go 20 years into the future to see what mistakes you need to fix?

🤡 Simplest Minds of the Week 🤡

  • Dennis Schroeder compares the NBA trade deadline to SLAVERY. Yeah, because getting paid millions to play basketball is definitely the same thing.

  • Bobby doesn’t like us anymore. The man’s too busy for the pod. Fame has changed him. We roast him accordingly.

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