Today Should be a national Holiday

As I sit here the morning after the Super Bowl, dipping left over chicken wings into a vat of Heluva Good, I pose the question, why am I forced to contribute to society today? Brady is a super human and my hang over has reached new heights . What the Fuck are we doing here?

When CBS Sunday Morning basically commits the whole show to talking about the Super Bowl you know the game is way more than just Football. It’s an American tradition. Like obesity or alcohol abuse coincidentally both play prominent role here as well. It’s bull shit. Valentines Day celebrates the corporate greed manipulating lonely losers, Columbus day celebrates tyranny and mass murder, hey un popular opinion, but Saint Patrick? Got rid of a bunch of snakes? No, I take that back snakes are the Devil’s children and should rid of this earth forever. Thank god for St. Patrick and his violent drinking behavior, I assume. Which leads me to Super Bowl Monday.

Super Bowl Sunday is an American day of indulgence and debauchery. We celebrate a violent sport full of meat heads and domestic abusers by drinking our eyes closed and stopping our heart with grease if only for a minute. Could these corporate slaves in Washington just agree on one thing and give us the 24 hours to recuperate before being thrown back into the meat grinder?