FREE Nikola Jokic
Denver is a good team, but the Nuggets will never win shit and the masses will never truly understand the magic of The Joker playing in the Mountain time zone. Yea, Mountain Time zone. Ever heard of it? It’s a sliver of land stretching from Canada that is set aside for stoners and fancy Patagonia Influencers.
Carmelo Anthony left Denver for the Knicks when he needed a jolt to his career. Allen Iverson went hiding in the mountains like Gollum after he managed to piss off or turn off seemingly everybody on the east coast. Remember when Chauncey Billups took the Nuggets to the Western Conference Finals? Me either.
The point is Nikola Jokic is a wizard with the basketball and no one gives a shit about the Nuggets. The dude once recorded a triple double in 14 minutes. Tell me that having the ability to shoot as well as he does with out ever jumping is not some form of sorcery? His touch passes and buttery hands make for a portrait of what basketball should look like on a nightly basis. In a league where big men have been shunned into obscurity the way Billy Trash Can shunned his dignity, The Joker breaks the mold. Now, some would say a large, pale, limber beast like Jokic belongs gallivanting through out the mountainous region. Tell that to Pat Riley and the creator of the Mankini. #freejokic