Lake Tahoe is full of TB12 Covid Juice

The Bruins are scheduled to play the Flyers on Sunday at Lake Tahoe. Or more specifically on a fucking golf course at Lake Tahoe. The NHL generally has the Winter Classic every year, usually held at a stadium. Of Course because of Covid there would be no fans in 2021 so the NHL pitched the idea of a “Mystery Alaska” Style game.

(Fantastically underrated movie. Russell Crowe an aging local hockey star and sheriff of Mystery Alaska, a town that lives a breathes hockey. He’s surrounded by a ton of actors who you know from every other movie, but can never remember their names. Minus the legend himself, Burt Reynolds who plays “The Judge.” Anyway, they end up playing the New York Rangers. You come for the hockey in this one, but stay for the laughs and feel good story lines. - This has been the 1st Simple Minds Movie Review. You’re welcome.)

So the NHL has a good idea here in my opinion. One problem. The world is on fire. You re-aligned your league’s divisions to limit travel geographically. But, just as Covid is peaking in your sport you decided to break that protocol and send two of the best teams in the League across the country? Is TB12 sponsoring the game? Guaranteeing the safety of everyone with a bottle of PROTECT, for a measly $69.99. I mean we all know why, it’s all about the Benjamin’s baby but, I’ll just say this; if this jeopardizes the Bruins’ absolute freaking dominance I will be writing a sternly worded blog to send into the void.