It was all Bill’s fault
Elliot Wolf is not getting enough grief and the boys won’t stand for it. Picking up the Patriots scraps Bobby buckaki details some interesting mis steps in AVP’s coaching decisions. We work around the NFL with 10 questions. It’s basketball season. Celtics media day and Kendrik Perkins give us some sound bites to work off of. A new segment called “Best of the Internets” has the boys giggling, the Texas tickling butthole bandit is finally caught, PLUS on location at Diddy’s wack shack.
The NFL Upside Down World
Derek Carr has the best passer rating in the NFL, Gardner Minshew leads the league in completion percentage, and our pets heads are falling off! The Patriots get embarrassed in real time. The Celtics have a daddy issue and the government is listening. Diddy, Diddy, Diddy. PLUS don’t bring your kids to Italy
Sustainable or Suck
Dr. Big Mac Power Rankings sets the tone. Can the Patriots repeat their success from week 1? Chief Bobby waxes poetic about Coach Vibes and uncharacteristically issues an apology. Sara Marshall jumps on to give us some Pats Yack. Left brain or Right? Johnny Yates does NOT live here. PLUS Rich battles hot snakes.
Wk 1. Patriots vs. Bengals. Pros, Cons, and Stupid
The Patriots shock the world with a week 1 victory in as competent fashion as we have seen in years. Coach Vibes is a leader of men and the boys eat crow. For at least a week. Lead by their stoic defense and Ramadama Ding Dong Stevenson the Patriots lock up the 16-10 win and are 1-0 on the season.
Positive Vibes Only
The NFL season has started. It is anticipated to not be great for Patriots fans, so the boys take an evening to shed some positivity on the situation. What is there to look for in week 1 vs the Bengals, a Bruins and Celtics minute, impromptu power rankings across the NFL and who are the worst starting QBs in the league? Don’t snort cum PLUS there’s an “internet outage” in Maryland.
I Am Number 1
The Patriots select their #1 QB, but it’s a secret that everyone knows and Coach Vibes has everything in control. Despite their constant shitting on the Patriots all the boys give them above the anticipated win total in Win or Not to Win. Bobby punches his way out of every situation, never ride a roller coaster in Mexico, PLUS Dr. Big Mac faces death via diarrhea.
Thank you, Maye I have another
Drake Maye is making waves. Editor of Musketfire.com, Sara Marshall joins the boys for a heavy dose of Patriots talk as we head into the final preseason game. A quick look around the league, Bobby upsets us with his Top 5 picks, you can’t even piss on people on planes anymore, PLUS the show must go on.
Hello Darkness My Old Friend
The reports from Patriots joint practice with the Eagles have been abysmal. But, maybe Drake Maye gave us some hope in his 2nd quarter appearance in the 2nd pre season game? Regardless, Hindsight is always right. Red Sox update and the Free Speech police. M&Ms or Skittles, football in the Olympics, PLUS it’s all good.
Undesirable
The Commish is running HOT with Football season officially underway with the Pre Season match up between the Patriots and Panthers. It’s the debut for Coach Vibes and Drake Maye. What else will we be looking for? The Olympics are proving Steve Kerr can’t coach and guess what? Dorchester is part of Boston. The age old question chicken or beef is decided, Chinese kids are escaping realty pretending to be birds; PLUS The Chief hires an Ex-Con.
Bad Vibes
Jerod Mayo aka Coach Vibes has little to no good news to report from his first week of Training Camp. Drake Maye is way behind, Matthew Judon is pitching fits, and Christian Barmore is done for the season. Is there any good news from Foxboro? The Red Sox moved a bunch of pieces areound the board, but what is the actual outcome? An Olympic Run down, muffin or donut?, gender tests, PLUS gallbladders for breakfast.
Deadline Doubts
The Red Sox celebrate Alex Cora’s extension with a blow out in Colorado and kiss their chance at reinforcements goodbye. The Patriots start training camp and we’re reminded of how shitty they are going to be. The Olympics start today! Who’s excited?! Dough Boy, that’s who. We run through the Top 5: Olympic Events. Dr. Big Mac Big Brain thoughts brings us back in time, never go in the ocean, Plus we got Ghosts.
July Blows for Sports. Your Mom Blows for Fun
We are in the doldrums of the sports calendar. Yet, the Red Sox are making us take them seriously. Football season looks to give us hope with Training camp around the corner. Jaylen Brown gets black balled and hates Bronny. Which month claims top spot on the sports hierarchy? Jelly or Jam and the Secret Service challenges drunk National Anthems.
Dr. Big Mac: Solo Patty
Dr. Big Mac rides out the first ever solo show. The state of Boston sports in the dog days of summer. Not all hero’s where capes. The Obvious One touches on the top four sports in town.
We Did It: Banner 18
The Celtics complete the mission. Banner 18. The boys run through all the unanswered questions and look to the future. We dissect the mentality of athletes with Health Fitness coach Linda Martindale. The Top 5 Celtics All-Time are debated and Caitlyn Clark is breaking brains. PLUS Ray “gets Covid”.
Luka’s Tears taste like banner 18
The Celtics all but clinch the NBA finals as we witness Luka Doncic literally melt into the floor. Tatum and Brown continue to melt hater’s brains. Dr. Big Mac brought a towel for Brady day, Drake Maye is ahead of schedule, Top 5 most hateable NBA players today, the Milk Man, Plus it’s a family affair.
This is it. Don’t get Scared Now
The NBA Finals are here. Kyrie is still a delusional tool bag. The higher ground doesn’t always win. Plus gallbladders are as useless as married wangs.