July Blows for Sports. Your Mom Blows for Fun

We are in the doldrums of the sports calendar. Yet, the Red Sox are making us take them seriously. Football season looks to give us hope with Training camp around the corner. Jaylen Brown gets black balled and hates Bronny. Which month claims top spot on the sports hierarchy? Jelly or Jam and the Secret Service challenges drunk National Anthems.

  • Biggest Questions heading into Patriots Training Camp

  • HEADLINE with The OBVIOUS ONE

  • Jaylen Brown gets Black Balled

  • Buying the Red Sox are buying?

  • Top 5: Best Sports Months

  • This or That with Chief Bobby

  • Simplest Minds of the Week

Show Notes:

5 min - Cold Open

Opening Takes

Ray

Rich

Bobby

Show Run Down

Patriots Training Camp 

Team USA

Red Sox Buying

Top 5 

This or That with Chief Bobby

Simplest Minds of the Week

Welcome

Patriots Training Camp

Camp is in a week

 - Biggest Questions to  be answered? 

Brandon Aiuke trade

Matt Judon Trade

HEADLINES WITH THE OBVIOUS ONE

Team USA

Jaylen Brown Snub tour continues. 

 - Fuck Bronny and Nike

Joel Embid should be shipped to Cameroon

Steph still awesome

Bron still dominate

Where is Tatum?

QUICK BREAK

Buying Red Sox

Jarren Duran All Star MVP

8 straight before All star break 

Breslow has to take them seriously

Devers is a beast

Need top rotation pitching and right handed bat

Will they spend?  No 

Should we start watching the Red Sox? 

TOP 5

Top 5 players who never won a championship (4 major American sports)

Each of us come with 3. We will do a snake draft and then iron out our top 5

THIS OR THAT WITH CHIEF BOBBY 

Jelly or Jam 

Fast and Furious movies or mission impossible movies 

still have recess at work or still have lunch at work

no boners for a month or constant boner for 48 hours 

cut with a dull knife on a flat surface or a sharp knife on an uneven surface 

as a manager you can fine your employees for any infraction or assign demeaning tasks for infractions 

have to fight every cat you see on sight or run away from every dog you see 

salami or pepperoni

have to tickle your boss once a week or make him say uncle once a week 

have to carry around a teddy bear like a toddler or only drink from a bottle like a baby

Simplest Minds of the Week

National Anthem Singer

Secret Service

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Jaylen Brown’s Disappointing Summer and a Conversation with Stansly Maponga