Jaylen Brown’s Disappointing Summer and a Conversation with Stansly Maponga

Jaylen Brown’s disappointing Summer

- Cold Open  -

Opening Takes:

Ray - 

Bobby -

Show Run Down

Jaylen Brown’s disappointing Summer 

A Conversation with Stansly Maponga

Simple Minds Civil War: Choose your team 

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30min  - Jaylen’s disappointing summer 

      •after winning an NBA Finals championship and taking home the finals MVP. Jaylen has been getting disrespected. 

Team USA made roster moves. Kawhi left the team so an open spot should be Jaylen right? Wrong , Derek white gets it. Is Jaylen right to be upset Bobby? 

USA roster two guys I’m going to throw out at you and I’ll play the McPhee here and argue against you. 

Tyrese Halliburton Devin Booker

If being left off team USA wasn’t bad enough 2k25 came out with player ratings and Jaylen is upset about being a 93 overall. The same overall he had last year. He is ranked 16th and I’ll give you the list and we will see if they got it right or wrong. 

Spite is a hell of a drug Bobby. You think with how the Celtics had an “easy path” to the finals. Tatum not winning mvp, now this with Jaylen is going to make this team even more motivated next season?

30 min -A Conversation with Stansly Maponga

  • Ray- coming from Zimbabwe what made you fall in love with the game of football or your first memory of the game?

  • Bobby-What was the big time college football experience like? We’re you at all of what it we be like coming from an international background 

  • Bobby-What was the funniest thing or joke that happened in the locker room?

  • Ray-The NIL deal for student athletes you for it and are you pissed you missed that during your time at TCU?

  • Bobby-Best linemen you went up against in college the pros?

  • Ray-What was the weirdest question you got asked during the draft process by a team. 

  • Ray-You played for the nfl, cfl, and xfl. What were the pros and cons of all those leagues for you?

  • Bobby-In retrospect what would you do differently to stick around longer in the league 

  • Ray-The NFL Africa project; how much have you been involved with it and the team is there a player down the pipeline we should keep our eyes out for.

  • Bobby-Best advice for kids looking to pursue a career in professional sports ?

10 min - Choose your squad

Premise of this is the election just happened. Welcome to the civil war. Pick 3 people alive to fight with you during this war. 

My picks - Charlie Sheen: crazy mother fucker. When on drugs could rule the world if wanted to. Also has HIV which is great during physical battles because if you breed and he bleeds you die. Played in war movies so I’m assuming can fire a gun if needed. 

Robert O’Neil: former Navy Seal. Killed Osma Bin Ladin. Enough said. 

Elon Musk: tech savvy, could build me a weapon where I’m sitting at home and kill you from there. Has a ton of money so bribing and buying other people would be very capable. 

*if Bobby takes one pick. Give me Paige Sporadic looks alone will get me through. 

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