I Am Number 1
The Patriots select their #1 QB, but it’s a secret that everyone knows and Coach Vibes has everything in control. Despite their constant shitting on the Patriots all the boys give them above the anticipated win total in Win or Not to Win. Bobby punches his way out of every situation, never ride a roller coaster in Mexico, PLUS Dr. Big Mac faces death via diarrhea.
Everything is under control: Patriots talk
HEADLINES with The OBVIOUS ONE
To Win or Not to Win
Would You Rather
Simplest Minds of the Week
SHOW NOTES:
Cold Open
Opening Takes
Ray -
Rich - Patriots "Key Offensive Additions" - SNF Brissett, Gibson, KJ Osbourne. Elliot Wolf sucks
Bobby -
Show Rundown
The Patriots totally have everything under control
To Win or Not to Win
Would you rather
Simplest Minds of the Week
Welcome
Patriots have everything totally under control
QB 1 decision
Coach Vibes:
Its a competition
Drake maye won the competition
We picked a qb but its a secret
Jacoby Brissett is our starter.
But we are looking at the future
We are totally behind Jacoby Brissett
for now
no questions please
*it's the right call.
Drake Maye is not ready.
Preseason game
- Flashes of hope and talent
- still playing slow mentally
- Went up against back ups
* 48 yard TD throw is something we havent seen in a long time
- big play to Polk
- window through to polk
- OLINE SUCKS
- 18 total offensive penalties. 10 on oline. 4 on Chuks for putting his fat ass in the back field
Is O-line that bad?
Greg Bedard didnt think so outside of penalities
Mayo said the same thing.
- Lock in Lg - C - Rg - RT. Throw a ton of shit at LT with TE an RB help.
Last year the line did improve. Didnt seem like it, but it was better at the end than the beginning.
Waiver wire saviors
Demontrey Jacobs, offensive tackle (Denver Broncos)
Zachary Thomas, offensive tackle (Los Angeles Rams)
Curtis Jacobs, linebacker (Kansas City Chiefs)
Eric Johnson, defensive tackle (Indianapolis Colts)
Jacobs signed with the Broncos as an undrafted free agent in 2023 after six seasons in college split between Grambling State (2017 to 2019) and South Florida (2020 to 2022). He spent the 2023 season on Denver's practice squad and has yet to appear in an NFL game.
Thomas played at San Diego State from 2016 to 2021 before the Chicago Bears selected him in the sixth round of the 2022 NFL Draft. He joined the Rams' practice squad in 2022 and elevated to the active roster in November and appeared in three games over the past two seasons.
Jacobs signed with the Kansas City Chiefs as an undrafted free agent this spring after four years at Penn State.
Johnson joined the Colts as their fifth-round pick in 2022 after six seasons at Missouri State. He has by far the most NFL experience of the players on this list, with 28 games played over the last two seasons in Indy.
Cut downs
Kevin Harris
Chad Ryland
Bailey Zappe
Updated Depth Chart
https://sports.yahoo.com/updated-patriots-depth-chart-roster-205917173.html
Is Defense that good?
No?
2023
15th in pts allowed
26th in yards allowed
26th in takeaways
1st in yards per carry allowed 3.3
4th in rushing yards allowed
16th in rushing TDs allowed
11th in passing Yards allowed
7th best in passing TDs allowed
3rd best in penalties committed
Who did they add?
What could you see that makes you feel good about this season?
- Mayo has a clue
- AVP develops Maye
- Maye plays well
- Polk, Pop, Bake, Tyquan. some young WRs develop
* Disciplined and Competitive
HEADLINES with The OBVIOUS ONE
Wins and Losses
QUICK BREAK
WOULD YOU RATHER
Would you rather wake up naked in a forest five miles from home or in your underwear at work?
Would you rather wear a wedding dress/tuxedo every single day or a bathing suit every single day?
Would you rather erase your own memories or erase someone else’s memories of you?
Would you rather give up air conditioning and heating for the rest of your life or give up the internet for the rest of your life?
Would you rather have to work the most miserable job imaginable for a year or die one year earlier?
Would you rather be able to talk your way out of any situation, or punch your way out of any situation?
Would you rather always get stuck in traffic or always have a terribly slow internet connection?
Would you rather go back to age 5 with everything you know now or know now everything your future self will learn?
Would you rather buy all used underwear or all used toothbrushes?
Would you rather be in a fight club that meets once a month or a book club that meets every day?
SIMPLEST MINDS OF THE WEEK
Riders stranded 243 feet up on Six Flags attraction during storm
A ride shut down in the middle of a storm at Six Flags Mexico, leaving those aboard dangling 243 feet in the air for about 10 minutes.
Six Flags Mexico said on social media that the storm caused multiple rides to briefly cease operating, and that all established procedures were followed.
The rides resumed operation later in the day. No injuries were reported.
A man was jailed after faking his own death in a bid to avoid paying child support, prosecutors have said.
Jesse Kipf, 39, of Somerset, Kentucky, was sentenced to nine years in prison for computer fraud and aggravated identity theft after he attempted to skip out on his outstanding child support obligations.
Using login details from a doctor living in another part of the US, the 39-year-old created a case for his own death and completed a worksheet for a death certificate in the Aloha State.
As a result, Kipf was registered as a deceased person in several government databases.
He also accessed other state registry systems and private networks using credentials stolen from real people and attempted to sell the access on the dark web.
"This case is a stark reminder of how damaging criminals with computers can be, and how critically important computer and online security is to us all.
The Eastern District of Kentucky also ordered Kipf to pay more than $195,000 in restitution for damage to computer systems and the remaining total of his child support.