Suck These Shamrocks
The Celtics punched their ticket to their 2nd NBA Finals appearance in three years. Precious few are impressed and that pisses Rich off. You don’t bash our guys! We bash our guys. Jack Simone of Celtics Blog joins the boys to tell us just how great this team really is. A look ahead at Kyrie vs. Boston. BOTPOD’s Presidential Debate bring hope to America. MLB shoots for a headline PLUS Dr. Big Mac ate all the Chocolate.
Wake Up Boston When The Finals Start
Dr. Big Mac and The Chief are sleeping through the NBA playoffs. Rich in on location for Game 2. Patriots underwhelming so far at OTA’s. Drip Dry and Dr. Big Mac swears off McDonalds?!? PLUS Ray talks about the Queen like he’s his boyfriend
The Celtics are Breaking People’s Brains
The Celtics are on their way to their 6th Eastern Conference Finals in 8 years. Most pundits believe they suck. They have successfully broken people’s brains. The Bruins fight back just enough to set up a wild disappointment at home in Game 6. A first look at Patriots rookies doesn’t impress Coach Vibes and Vegas has their win total at exactly zero. This or That, Aaron Rodgers is an absolute lunatic PLUS a life at sea or shitty knees?
The Good, The Bad, and The Pats need a GM?
Celtics are rolling despite an off shooting night in game 2 vs the Cavs. Tatum is more likely playing down to his competition as opposed to lying in wait. The Bruins get emasculated in Florida, but at least they aren’t the Leafs. Patriots throw up the double birds to the Rooney Rule and the boys get some giggles in recapping the Brady Roast. Hotdogs with Trumpsters or NA Beer with the wokes? Peanut butter mushroom stamps, PLUS the double knuckle technique.
We Want Boston
The Celtics exercise some demons against Miami in spite of losing Porzingus. Did we learn anything about them? Eliot and the Wolf Pack avoid risk in the NFL draft and raise their floor of expectation. Blow me Bruins, you blew it. Again. This or That has us time traveling, and we fully support Boeing. PLUS Ray’s ears are huge.
Nobody Knows - Everybody Blows
Patriots draft talk is wearing the boys thin. The Patriots are showing their inexperience. Jrue Holiday plans to retire in Boston with a handsome salary, but will that help Mazzula prepare his team for the playoffs? The Red Sox confirm they blow and solidify the disastrous state their franchise is in. A Top 5 segment featuring some Patriots greats. The smoking gun is a dig route, PLUS the Juice is dead.
The Perfect Prospect
Chief Bobby proclaims JJ McCarthy the perfect prospect and the Patriots listened. Will they take him at #3? Chris Driscoll of the All American Hooper joins the boys to convince them the Celtics won’t choke away the title. Commish has some nerd data that says otherwise in Celtics By the Numbers. Caitlyn Clark can shoot. The Red Sox are playing some decent baseball and you should be pissed. The power vacuum left by Bill Belichick has created a Game of Thrones situation in Foxboro. Nic Cage remembers the womb, PLUS Bobby sires.
So you’re saying there’s a chance
The Patriots fucked up the off season thus far. But there is a path back. The Celtics refuse to let us feel good. Hey, it’s baseball season. A very serious PSA on Men’s health. A very not serious This or That with Chief Bobby. Ohtani is a gambling mule PLUS Rich is late
Weaponizing the Offense
The Patriots start to Free Agency has been less than inspiring. The boys go live and instill some wisdom on the commenters in between beating the bag out of Elliot Wolf and his failed execution thus far. Kirk Cousins is a thief and the greatest fake it to you make story in sports. More knowledge and facts are spit in our “Did You Know - With Dick” segment; Aaron Rodgers for President. PLUS Rich almost poops his pants.
The Celtics are Dumb Front Running Pussies
Rich is back and he’s a real a-hole. Jack Simone, of Celtics Blog joins the show just in time to talk about the embarrassing loss to the Cavs. There is movement in Foxboro, Cheif and Commish can’t come to terms on how to move the roster forward. The Red Sox made the news because Bryan Bello is a fool. This or That discusses classic cuts, we’re sucking toes, PLUS HIPPA Laws are meant to be broken.
The NBA is in Trouble
The NBA gets roasted after the insulting All-Star weekend. Is it a bigger trend across the league? The Dynasty throw Drew Bledsoe under the bus and backs up over his cold dead body. Jerod Mayo and his gaggle of new coaches are vibing, the Red Sox are absolutely not vibing. They are mutinying. Simple Minds Saves Sports, but Rich doesn’t like The Chief’s tone. Shots fired and Almond Nipples. PLUS Big Gay Chief Bobby sucks.
The Newest NFL Dynasty
BOTPOD Swallows his cheeseburger and admits the Chiefs are a dynasty. Mahomes proves yet again his greatness and Kyle Shannahan chokes harder than Abella Danger. The Patriots continue floating the trade down strategy, but Johnny Kraft still wants a QB. The Celtics are awesome and have proven nothing yet. Jaylen Brown stinks at dunks and Chief Bobby is the most capable and athletic human alive. Howdey Doody rides shot gun, PLUS Producer Ray goes nuts.
The Patriots have a Plan
The boys are live again to run through the onslaught of Patriots coaching and front office hires. Scuttle butt and draft rumors are heating up as well. The NBA deadline was a bit of a dud, but the Celtics made a couple moves. The Red Sox make another non baseball headline that sets Rich off. This or That with Chief Bobby has us building sand castles and the WNBA shouldn’t get paid the same as the NBA in Simplest Minds of the Week. PLUS, BOTPOD learns e-mail.
Patrick Mahomes is Not Tom Brady
In the boys first live show they banter over the NFL Championship weekend and put to bed the farse that Patrick Mahomes is Tom Brady. The Patriots finally fill out their coordinators and BOTPOD and the Chief are not happy. A hall of fame NBA bitching segment, Would You Rather, and Diaper Spas. PLUS Rich can’t handle his loss of control.
Wide Right
Dr. Big Mac tries to slip in a Tik Tok game, Commish says no. We laugh at the Bills and take a Spirit Walk of Truth about Super Bowl Conspiracies. Jerod Mayo’s coordinator search looks like a Kraft Kindergarten table. Doc rat fucks his way into the Buck’s HC position and Giannis tops the Top 5 list of Loveable to Hateable assets. Caitlin Clark flops PLUS Ime’s appreciation video we never knew we needed.
It was all Bill’s Fault
Jerod Mayo is introduced as the new 15th Head Coach in Patriots history. He and Kraft proceed to see how many buses Bill Belichick can fit under. The boys are a little annoyed with Mayo’s first impressions. Dr. Big Mac jumps the gun on the Big Board Bo Knows segment. Lions, and Dolphins, and Cowboys oh my - we talk NFL playoffs. This or That brings serves up some Chicken Parm and scalped balls. Lamar Jackson loves uncrustables, PLUS Rich is always angry.