The Good, The Bad, and The Pats need a GM?
Celtics are rolling despite an off shooting night in game 2 vs the Cavs. Tatum is more likely playing down to his competition as opposed to lying in wait. The Bruins get emasculated in Florida, but at least they aren’t the Leafs. Patriots throw up the double birds to the Rooney Rule and the boys get some giggles in recapping the Brady Roast. Hotdogs with Trumpsters or NA Beer with the wokes? Peanut butter mushroom stamps, PLUS the double knuckle technique.
Wake me up in June - Celtics Rollin’
HEADLINES with THE OBVIOUS ONE
Bruins Embarressed
The Patriots need a GM?
Would you Rather with The Dough Boy
Simplest Minds of the Week
SHOW NOTES:
10 min Cold Open
Opening Takes
Ray -
Rich -
Bobby -
Show Rundown
Wake me up in June - Celtics roll
Bruins Embarrassed
Patriots "search" for a GM
Would you Rather with Doughboy
Simplest Minds of the Week
Welcome -
15 min Wake me up in June - Celtics Roll
Celtics 120 - Cavs 95
Tied franchise record with 4 20 point victories. IN SIX GAMES
-NBA record is 6 by 95-96 Jazz.
Jaylen Brown leading scorer 24 pts per
Derrick White 23 pts
Tatum 21 pts
Leading rebounds?
Tatum - 10
Brown - 6.8
Leading asst
Tatum - 5.3
Holiday - 4
White - 3.2
Brown - 2.2
Def rating
Jrue Holiday - 99
Horford - 99.3
Tatum - 102.3
White - 104.8
Brown - 106.1
Tatum playing down to his competition still leading the team
- Luckily his teammates are not playing down = dominance
TEAM DEF Rating
OKC - 94.8
Magic - 100.0
Celtics - 100.9
Minnesota - 105.5
Cavs - 108.0
TEAM OFF Stats
Pts
Pacers - 114.5
Minnesota - 114.2
Knicks - 112.6
Bucks - 110.2
Celtics - 109.8
76ers - 108.2
OKC - 107.6
3PA
Celtics - 40.2
Pacers - 38
76ers - 35.7
Mavs - 34.9
OKC - 34.4
3pt %
OKC - 40.1%
Knicks - 39.2%
Celtics - 38.6%
NBA Playoffs
Knicks up 2-0.
- Are they a challenge for the Celtics?
* Pacers chronicled 78 missed calls vs Knicks. Rick Carlisle pissing in his cheerios over it.
- Rockets did this one year with James Harden then missed 27 straight 3 pointers.
Maybe if Haliberton doesnt shit his pants or you maybe try a double team on Brunson?
OKC up 1-0 over Mavs
Minnesota up 2-0 over Denver
- Ant the darling of the league
Ant or Tatum?
HEADLINES WITH THE OBVIOUS ONE
10 min Bruins Embarrassed
Game 7
Bruins 2 - Leafs 1
Pastrnak game winner in OT from Lindholm
Lindholm with equalizer 90 seconds later
Demons were exercised
Oh to be a Maple Leaf fan.
2024 - rnd 1 3-4 Bruins
2023 - rnd 2 1-4
2022 - rnd 1 3-4
2021 - rnd 1 3-4
2020 - qualifying covid - 2-3
2019 - rnd 1 3-4 Bruins
2018- rnd 1 3-4 Bruins
2017 - rnd 1 2-4
2016 - missed
2015- missed'
2014 - missed
2013 - rnd 1 3-4 Bruins
2012 - 2006 Missed
Game 1 Rnd 2
Bruins 5 - Panthers 1
5 un answered goals
Swayman un believable
Momentum from game 7
Game 2 Rnd 2
Defense is horrible
cant clear the puck
McCavoy is a problem
shots -
Bruins - 15
Panthers - 33
faceoffs
Bruins 28
Panthers 26
power plays
Bruins - 3
Panthers - 6
- short handed goal
Giveaways
Bruins 14
Panthers 14
Swayman pulled
- Got worse with Ulmark
Not only punked on the ice, also can't fight
Beat up and crushed. Embarrassing
I give Bruins a fighting chance.
Don't see them caving
Just not as good - McCavoy hurts them a lot
QUICK BREAK
15min The Patriots need a GM?
Pats undergo a faux search for a defacto GM.
- Said there was too much going on in January?
Bullshit
But, who cares.
If the thought process was, Eliot Wolf is the GM. NFL makes us go through this process. Lets instead just get to work and do this shit later
Does it make them look bad?
Does it matter?
Should they have had a search?
Brady Roast
Nikki Glazer wins
Brady sucked - writers did him wrong
Belichick killed
Kraft was shit faced or dieing
Very funny
Too long
Kim K had netflix remove the boos
10 min WOULD YOU RATHER WITH DOUGHBOY
5 min SIMPLEST MINDS OF THE WEEK
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in 44 years
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