The Celtics are Breaking People’s Brains

The Celtics are on their way to their 6th Eastern Conference Finals in 8 years. Most pundits believe they suck. They have successfully broken people’s brains. The Bruins fight back just enough to set up a wild disappointment at home in Game 6. A first look at Patriots rookies doesn’t impress Coach Vibes and Vegas has their win total at exactly zero. This or That, Aaron Rodgers is an absolute lunatic PLUS a life at sea or shitty knees?

  • The Celtics moving on

  • HEADLINES with THE OBVIOUS ONE

  • The Bruins fight back

  • First look at the Pats

  • This or That with Chief Bobby

  • Simplest Minds of the Week

SHOW NOTES:

10 min - Cold Open

Opening Take

Ray - Patriots

Bobby - Patriots

Rich Celtics

Show rundown

Celtics have broken peoples brains

Bruins fight back

First Look at Patriots 

This or That with Chief Bobby

Simplest Minds of the Week

Welcome - 

15 min - Celtics have broken peoples brains

Celtics advance to 6th ECF in 8 years with 2nd gentlemen sweep in the play offs 

Celtics 113 - Cavs 98

Al Horford Player of the game - 22 -15 - 5

Massively impactful on defense. Hit his 3's after 0-10.  Hustle Plays. Emotional leader.  Locked up that bum Darius Garland

Need Porzingus.  Big man depth blows. 

"I'm honored to coach him" - Coach Mazzula

Al Horford is 37.  

Tatum 25 - 10 - 9  after two 33 - 11 - 5 nights

Leads the team in pts, rebs and asst. 

 But he's not efficient enough.  OR not taking the "right" kind of aggressive shots

There will be no satisfying the critics with this team until they win a championship

 - Winning in blow outs

 - Winning in close and late

 - fending off pesky physical teams with the game never in doubt

Tatum asserting himself physically and offensively 

 - Offense sucks with out running through Tatum

Offense scheme sucks in general - talk to Stevens and Mazzula and the NBA. Does anybody watch the league? ITs nothing but Three pointers and matchups

Zero defensive adjustments - sorry Ray

They suck at pick an roll defense

I will give Mazzula credit for making the offense push

Tony Brothers is a squid

Overall it felt like the Celtics got lost in their own boredom. Like playing one v one against a little cousin. 

At least they have matured enough not to let it go beyond 5 games. 

No change Knicks or Pacers much more of a challenge

All the talk will continue to be how the Celtics can't win with the way they are playing which is not based on this year.  It's based on years past which is probably a mistake.  - No Marcus Smart

HEADLINES WITH THE OBVIOUS ONE

5 min - Bruins fight back

Game 3

Bennet sucker punches Marchand and knocks him out

 - Told you that game 2 fighting bullshit was going to backfire.  Stupid

Game 4

Goalie interference not called

 - Listening to idiots like Felger and Mazz defend this is gross. Its a blown call. Replay doesnt work. Changed the complexion of the series

Game 5 

McCavoy with the game winner

Swayman continues to dominate

Bruins continue to be out shot and whiff on excellent chances

Defense got a little better clearing the zone. Using the middle of the ice. Lindholm still blows

In Bruins fashion they will look to choke on it Game 6 at home

QUICK BREAK

10 min Patriots First Look

Rookie Mini Camp. All Eyes on Maye

"Look, he has a lot to work on. A lot to work on. But I have no doubt that he will put the time in," Mayo said, via team transcripts. "You didn't see him out here yesterday, but he was here all night trying to get on the same page as everyone else."


"It's been good, I think kind of the first day just feeling it out and just getting more and more reps," Maye said. "That's all something new takes -- getting more reps at it. … I felt pretty good out there today, so just have to keep working."

Maye is expected to be working closely with offensive coordinator Alex Van Pelt, with Mayo saying Saturday that he wants the OC's voice to be the lead among the QB-focused coaches in helping Maye develop.

"[Van Pelt] played the position, he's coached a lot of different quarterbacks, he understands it, and that's the best thing you want to see from a coach," Maye said. "He doesn't expect anything right away, he knows that there's going to be a growing side, a mental side to it, so he's understanding. But also, if you're not doing your right job, he's going to tell you."

When it comes to the coaching staff, Mayo told reporters before practice that offensive coordinator Alex Van Pelt will be “the lead guy” from the coaching staff responsible for working with the quarterbacks on a day-to-day basis. “There has to be balance there, you don’t want Drake hearing too many voices,” Mayo explained. “Once again, that’s why I’m saying that AVP (Alex Van Pelt) will be the lead guy as far as that communication with Drake.”

Is there a chance Maye starts the season? 

Should he? 

Have your thoughts about him changed since the draft? 

 - He looks a little retarded which is good

Joe Milton has a cannon.  Long, medium , and short

IT's like Billy Madison playing dodgeball watching Joe Milton throw short

- Could he 

Jaylyn Polk the real deal? 

During drills, that biggest thing that stood out about Polk is how smoothly he moves. Listed at 6-foot-1, 203 pounds he’s much more crisp in his routes and quick in and out of cuts than is expected as a player of his size.

Javon Baker - Human quote machine 

 - Video no fucking way 10 Wrs better than me

Offensive line

For the few instances the offense worked in a team setting, the Patriots put their two draft picks – tackle Caedan Wallace and guard Layden Robinson – on the left side. Given the Patriots’ open door at left tackle (Eliot Wolf said before the draft Chuks Okorafor is the leading candidate to be the starter) and questions about Cole Strange’s health to start the season, those are the two spots where they will likely have the best chance at earning playing time early.

Patriots still have $50 million in cap space. 

No #1 WR

No LT 

No CB 2

No FS

Patriots Schedule - 

According to Vegas Insider:

They are not favored in a single game 

Over/ Under Wins

Dead Last in NFL with 4.5

1 Prime time game - Mandatory Thursday night vs Jets

London game vs Jags

STAT OF THE DAY - 

Jets 5th in AFC East Titles 

Pats

Bills 

Dolphins

Colts - Left AFC East in 2000

Jets


THIS OR THAT WITH CHIEF BOBBY

SIMPLEST MINDS OF THE WEEK

Aaron Rodgers - Totally doesnt have child porn on his computer and niether does Tucker

"Putin came off as an interesting, thoughtful, smart individual. And if you’ve read '1984,' the base game plan of government control is you have to have an enemy, and you have to slander that enemy regardless if you know anything about them," Rodgers said.

- HMMM kind of like Putin's war against "The West" for "baselessly" destroying the USSR?

"I think a lot of people are like, ‘Oh, Putin apologists are like, whitewashing all the stuff that he’s done to the different people.’ I was just like, no, I’d love to, I’d love to see Joe Biden give an interview where he can speak on the history of the United States in the same way that Putin talked about the history of his country.”


The 80 year old that has been in politics for 65 years?  Pretty sure he's got a couple things to mumble


The real entertainment would be listening to Trump give that history lesson.  It would be like drunken history with a completely sober fake mormon lunatic.

We dont do politics

"There's some wild things out there that we don't know about at minimum," he said. "Whether you believe in alien life, UFOs, UAPs, whatever you want to call it, there's some technology out there that exists ... [but] the government or powers that be don't think we’re ready to be given that information, which is wild."

Also in the Carlson interview, Rodgers said the death of Pat Tillman — the NFL star who left to join the army after 9/11 and was killed in action in Afghanistan 20 years ago — was “suspicious” and accused the U.S. government of using the death to “prop up war propaganda.”

NYC - Dublin Portal shut down

Harrison Butcker - K - KC Chiefs

“I can tell you that my beautiful wife Isabelle would be the first to say her life truly started when she started living her vocation as a wife and as a mother. I’m on this stage today, able to be the man that I am, because I have a wife who leans into her vocation.

“I’m beyond blessed with the many talents God has given me, but it cannot be overstated that all my success is made possible because a girl I met in band class back in middle school would convert to the faith, become my wife, and embrace one of the most important titles of all. Homemaker.”

Then, Butker got to what he termed the dangers of the “church of nice.”

“The world around us says that we should keep our beliefs to ourselves whenever they go against the tyranny of diversity, equity and inclusion,” Butker said. “We fear speaking truth, because now, unfortunately, truth is in the minority.”

Then, on to Pride Month, which takes place in June.

“Not the deadly sins sort of Pride that has an entire month dedicated to it, “but the true God-centered pride that is cooperating with the holy ghost to glorify him.”

Deshaun Watson Tattoos his GF's Face on his back. Not his wife's

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