Patrick Mahomes is Not Tom Brady
In the boys first live show they banter over the NFL Championship weekend and put to bed the farse that Patrick Mahomes is Tom Brady. The Patriots finally fill out their coordinators and BOTPOD and the Chief are not happy. A hall of fame NBA bitching segment, Would You Rather, and Diaper Spas. PLUS Rich can’t handle his loss of control.
SHOW NOTES:
Cold Open - We're Live
Opening Takes:
Bobby
Ray
Rich
Show rundown
Patrick Mahomes is not Tom Brady: NFL Championship Sunday
Patriots state of affairs
Celtics Chat NBA thoughts
Would you rather
Simplest Minds of the Week
Welcome
NFL Championship Sunday
49ers 34 - Lions 31
*24 - 7 at half
Dan Campbell taking a lot of heat
3 horrible calls
1st 4th down - 45 yarder for 3 score lead with a quarter and 1/2 left
86% - 85% to win. 50/50 vs. 77% 4th down vs FG
*Helmet catch - TD 49ers
* Immediate fumble Detroit - TD 49ers
* Dumbass Penalties - FG 49ers
2nd 4th down - kick the FG to tie the game after epic meltdown
30 seconds - 3 time outs. down 10. 1st and goal from the 1. CAN NOT RUN THE BALL> Dan Lions run the ball. Can't use time outs on defense. Ball game
Chiefs 17 - Ravens 10
Mahomes 30/39 241 1 TD
Kelce 11/11 116 yards 1TD
Lamar 20/37 272 1 TD 1 INT
Zay FLowers 5 catches 115 yards 2 bone head mistakes
Did the Chiefs win or Ravens lose?
* 2 End zone turnovers for Ravens
* Mahomes makes winning plays
* Lamar is not a Playoff QB. Still can't win the game with his arm.
Not a single team won a game this postseason. They have all been lost by stupidity and lack of execution
Mahomes is not Brady
Mahomes first 6 seasons
6 straight AFC championship games
4 super bowl appearances
2 superbowl wins
2 MVPs
Cute
*Different NFL
Top 10 pick vs 199th
Offensive genius Ried vs Defensive genius Belichick
Brady won more. Won 3 superbowls before losing a playoff game
LONGEVITY - 23 years
Mahomes only has 2. NEEDs SIX more Superbowls
Brady went to 8 straight AFC championships
Different time table with his coach
Brady remade the offense twice
They woulndt even admit Brady passed Montana after the SeaHawk superbowl. Fuck outta here with Mahomes
HEADLINES with The OBVIOUS ONE
Patriots state of affairs
Jeremy Springer named Special Teams coordinator
Rams assistant coach
* Rams ranked dead last in DVOA in 2023
DeMarcus Covington named DC
- 1st named DC since 2017
- 7 seasons with Pats
- 35 years old
- WR in college. Smaford Bulldogs
- Belichick - “DeMarcus does a really good job,” Belichick told reporters. “He’s coached linebackers, coached defensive line, really understands the entire defense. I’m sure he could coach a lot of positions on defense. Young guy that’s really smart, works hard. Has worked with, again, a lot of different types of players, even on our defensive line. That difference between our interior guys and our outside guys is quite distinct. Pass rush, pass coverage, interior run play, so forth. … It’s a lot of different techniques to coach.
“He’s very well versed in the fundamentals and schemes. He does a good job. Really glad we have him.”
Mayo - “Coach Covington, he’s taught me a lot,” Mayo told reporters in 2022. “He’s climbed the ranks so he’s seen it all from drawing cards to running a room. He’s one of those guys that really tries to gain the heart, the mind and the soul of the players. I think all the guys respect him.
“He’s also played on the offensive side of the ball so he knows a lot about that as well. Definitely a huge resource for this team.”
McCourty - “For one, I will say this about DC. I sat behind DC at all our squad meetings, and every day he would come sit down, coach Belichick will start talking he will pull out his iPad,” McCourty said. “He turned the light all the way down, and he would be in there typing away. Everything that Bill was saying, I think he put the time in. Just, you could see he was building up his coaching catalog for September, October. December where playoff football (is coming). All of these things he was documenting. And I knew right there watching him, he’s preparing to be a head coach someday, and he’s ready to always move up and elevate within
OC Search continues:
new names
Bears offensive coordinator Luke Getsy - 39
San Fransisco tight end coach Brian Fleury
49ers passing game coordinator - Klint Kubiak. OC - Minn. 1/2 year OC Broncos
Vegas Passing game coordinator - Scott Turner
Nick Caley - 2nd interview (Front runner - Andrew Callahan)
Josh McDaniels still lurking around
Reports:
Patriots want McVay/Shanahan system
Nobody has any clue what their actual plan is for the offense
Senior Bowl
- No Mayo. No Wolf
Elliot Wolfe in charge of Free Agents
Matt Groh in charge of the draft
Wolf expected to be the head of the front office with out the GM title - Giardi
Mac Jones fifth year option not picked up
The dog pile continues: Everybody hates Mac
Bill stopped talking to him all together after week 12. Was not notified he was a healthy scratch the last week of the season
QUICK BREAK
Celtics embrace Mazzula ball
81 pts in 1st half. blow 20 pt lead. Squeak by Pacers
Malcolm Brogdon comments
- 6th man of the year. traded. Not appreciated.
Blow me dude. Its a business. You came up short. trade fro Jrue Holiday to make money work.
Players already bitching about new participation rules
Embid 5 missed games away from no MVP - Dodged Jokic. 76ers fined $75,000
Haliburton called it dumb.
Players have to play 79% of their games for ALL pro or end of year awards. 65 games. Oh the tragedy.
- Tatum earns respect here. Always shows up.
Players calling out the refs. NBA doubling down on shit officiating. It's a problem
Is the NBA unwatchable? Too many 3's. horrible officials. replay.
Adam Silver Suggests That Physical Basketball In The 90s Was Gross To Watch, Claiming Now The Game Is Much More Aesthetically Pleasing
AFTERNOON DELIGHT
Would you rather
Full Mustache or bic'd head forever
Big fat ass or huge head
no front teeth or face tattoo
Know how you die or when you die
How the world began or how it ends
Travel anywhere free or eat anything free
Listen to an annoying persons problems all night or deal with crying baby
Forget who you are or who everyone else is
shit your pants everyday in secret or piss your pants every day in public
SIMPLEST MINDS of THE WEEK
Diaper Spa https://whdh.com/news/diaper-spa-in-nh-catering-to-adults-with-trauma-raises-eyebrows-concerns/
Derlin Roberts - fake sign language lady. County sherrif. Been caught multiple times before
Waved her arms like she was singing jingle bells.
https://www.instagram.com/reel/C2iWnyZL9wT/?igsh=c29obnN4ZG43ZGxx
DeAndre Ayton missed a game because it was icy
Antonio Brown and Chandler Jones starting a podcast called CTE
- People say we have CTE. CTE is not real. I dont believe in CTE.