Patrick Mahomes is Not Tom Brady

In the boys first live show they banter over the NFL Championship weekend and put to bed the farse that Patrick Mahomes is Tom Brady. The Patriots finally fill out their coordinators and BOTPOD and the Chief are not happy. A hall of fame NBA bitching segment, Would You Rather, and Diaper Spas. PLUS Rich can’t handle his loss of control.

SHOW NOTES:

Cold Open - We're Live

Opening Takes:

Bobby

Ray

Rich

Show rundown

Patrick Mahomes is not Tom Brady: NFL Championship Sunday

Patriots state of affairs

Celtics Chat NBA thoughts

Would you rather

Simplest Minds of the Week

Welcome

NFL Championship Sunday

49ers 34 - Lions 31

*24 - 7 at half

Dan Campbell taking a lot of heat

 3 horrible calls

1st 4th down - 45 yarder for 3 score lead with a quarter and 1/2 left

86% - 85% to win.  50/50 vs. 77%  4th down vs FG

 

*Helmet catch - TD 49ers

* Immediate fumble Detroit - TD 49ers

* Dumbass Penalties - FG 49ers 

2nd 4th down - kick the FG to tie the game after epic meltdown 

30 seconds - 3 time outs. down 10.  1st and goal from the 1.  CAN NOT RUN THE BALL> Dan Lions run the ball.  Can't use time outs on defense. Ball game




Chiefs 17 - Ravens 10

Mahomes 30/39 241 1 TD

Kelce 11/11 116 yards  1TD

Lamar 20/37 272 1 TD 1 INT

Zay FLowers 5 catches 115 yards 2 bone head mistakes

Did the Chiefs win or Ravens lose? 

  * 2 End zone turnovers for Ravens

* Mahomes makes winning plays

* Lamar is not a Playoff QB. Still can't win the game with his arm. 

Not a single team won a game this postseason. They have all been lost by stupidity and lack of execution  

Mahomes is not Brady

Mahomes first 6 seasons

6 straight AFC championship games

4 super bowl appearances

2 superbowl wins

2 MVPs

Cute

*Different NFL

Top 10 pick vs 199th

Offensive genius Ried vs Defensive genius Belichick

Brady won more.  Won 3 superbowls before losing a playoff game

LONGEVITY - 23 years

Mahomes only has 2. NEEDs SIX more Superbowls

Brady went to 8 straight AFC championships

Different time table with his coach

Brady remade the offense twice

They woulndt even admit Brady passed Montana after the SeaHawk superbowl.  Fuck outta here with Mahomes

HEADLINES with The OBVIOUS ONE

Patriots state of affairs

Jeremy Springer named Special Teams coordinator 

Rams assistant coach

* Rams ranked dead last in DVOA in 2023

DeMarcus Covington named DC

  - 1st named DC since 2017

- 7 seasons with Pats

- 35 years old

- WR in college. Smaford Bulldogs

- Belichick - “DeMarcus does a really good job,” Belichick told reporters. “He’s coached linebackers, coached defensive line, really understands the entire defense. I’m sure he could coach a lot of positions on defense. Young guy that’s really smart, works hard. Has worked with, again, a lot of different types of players, even on our defensive line. That difference between our interior guys and our outside guys is quite distinct. Pass rush, pass coverage, interior run play, so forth. … It’s a lot of different techniques to coach.

“He’s very well versed in the fundamentals and schemes. He does a good job. Really glad we have him.”


Mayo - “Coach Covington, he’s taught me a lot,” Mayo told reporters in 2022. “He’s climbed the ranks so he’s seen it all from drawing cards to running a room. He’s one of those guys that really tries to gain the heart, the mind and the soul of the players. I think all the guys respect him.

“He’s also played on the offensive side of the ball so he knows a lot about that as well. Definitely a huge resource for this team.”

McCourty - “For one, I will say this about DC. I sat behind DC at all our squad meetings, and every day he would come sit down, coach Belichick will start talking he will pull out his iPad,” McCourty said. “He turned the light all the way down, and he would be in there typing away. Everything that Bill was saying, I think he put the time in. Just, you could see he was building up his coaching catalog for September, October. December where playoff football (is coming). All of these things he was documenting. And I knew right there watching him, he’s preparing to be a head coach someday, and he’s ready to always move up and elevate within

OC Search continues:

 new names

Bears offensive coordinator Luke Getsy - 39

San Fransisco tight end coach Brian Fleury

49ers passing game coordinator - Klint Kubiak. OC - Minn. 1/2 year OC Broncos

Vegas Passing game coordinator - Scott Turner

Nick Caley - 2nd interview (Front runner - Andrew Callahan)

Josh McDaniels still lurking around

Reports: 

Patriots want McVay/Shanahan system

Nobody has any clue what their actual plan is for the offense

Senior Bowl 

 - No Mayo. No Wolf

Elliot Wolfe in charge of Free Agents

Matt Groh in charge of the draft

Wolf expected to be the head of the front office with out the GM title - Giardi

Mac Jones fifth year option not picked up 

 The dog pile continues: Everybody hates Mac

Bill stopped talking to him all together after week 12.  Was not notified he was a healthy scratch the last week of the season

QUICK BREAK

Celtics embrace Mazzula ball

 81 pts in 1st half.  blow 20 pt lead. Squeak by Pacers

Malcolm Brogdon comments

 - 6th man of the year. traded. Not appreciated. 

Blow me dude. Its a business. You came up short. trade fro Jrue Holiday to make money work. 

Players already bitching about new participation rules

Embid 5 missed games away from no MVP - Dodged Jokic. 76ers fined $75,000

Haliburton called it dumb.

Players have to play 79% of their games for ALL pro or end of year awards.  65 games. Oh the tragedy.

  - Tatum earns respect here. Always shows up. 

Players calling out the refs.  NBA doubling down on shit officiating. It's a problem

Is the NBA unwatchable? Too many 3's. horrible officials. replay. 

Adam Silver Suggests That Physical Basketball In The 90s Was Gross To Watch, Claiming Now The Game Is Much More Aesthetically Pleasing

AFTERNOON DELIGHT


Would you rather

Full Mustache or bic'd head forever 

Big fat ass or huge head

no front teeth or face tattoo

Know how you die or when you die

How the world began or how it ends

Travel anywhere free or eat anything free

Listen to an annoying persons problems all night or deal with crying baby

Forget who you are or who everyone else is

shit your pants everyday in secret or piss your pants every day in public

SIMPLEST MINDS of THE WEEK

Diaper Spa https://whdh.com/news/diaper-spa-in-nh-catering-to-adults-with-trauma-raises-eyebrows-concerns/

Derlin Roberts - fake sign language lady.  County sherrif.  Been caught multiple times before

Waved her arms like she was singing jingle bells.

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C2iWnyZL9wT/?igsh=c29obnN4ZG43ZGxx

DeAndre Ayton missed a game because it was icy

Antonio Brown and Chandler Jones starting a podcast called CTE

 - People say we have CTE. CTE is not real. I dont believe in CTE. 

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