Bad Vibes
Jerod Mayo aka Coach Vibes has little to no good news to report from his first week of Training Camp. Drake Maye is way behind, Matthew Judon is pitching fits, and Christian Barmore is done for the season. Is there any good news from Foxboro? The Red Sox moved a bunch of pieces areound the board, but what is the actual outcome? An Olympic Run down, muffin or donut?, gender tests, PLUS gallbladders for breakfast.
Bad Vibes: Patriots Training Camp
HEADLINES with The OBVIOUS ONE
Red Sox ADD, Kinda
Olympic rundown
This or That with Chief Bobby
Simplest Minds of the Week
SHOW NOTES:
Cold Open - Iron man and gallbladders
Opening Takes
Bobby -
Rich -
Ray -
Show rundown
Bad Vibes: Patriots Training camp
Red Sox Add, Kinda
Olympic run down
This or That with Chief Bobby
Simplest Minds of the Week
Welcome -
Bad Vibes: Patriots Training Camp
Drake Maye way behind
- I dont think there is a lot of optimism with this kid. toot toot
- They are hoping for luck that he gets better. Cant fix stupid
Matt Judon Suspended?
- Front office behind here. Should have traded him
Christian Barmore done for minimum 3 months aka the year
- shit luck.
Luck is when opportunity meets preparation. Bad luck is when you replace the greatest coach of all time with a zero experienced corporate stooge and the exact same operation he was head off
JuJu worst guy in camp
- Just cut him and eat the money.
The GOOD
Oline actually looks okay
Wallace - sow - andrews - onwenu - chuk
1st team offense making strides
- Team is leaning on speed at WR position. You want fast, get fast guys - Matt Grohe
WR - Polk and Baker should compete for WR 1
- Pop douglas high upside
Bailey Zappe should be gone soon
Joe Milton out performing Maye and Zappe
Defense ahead of offense
OVERALL
Coach Vibes already learning a lesson that player coached suck in general but really suck when your team sucks
Front Office decision to sign literally everyone of their own guys except Judon and bring in no one is bizzare
With Barmore and Judon they could have pushed for 6-7 wins.
They are a 3-4 win team right now
HEADLINES WITH THE OBVIOUS ONE
SOX ADD, KINDA
IN - James Paxton. Already lost a game and blows
OUT - INF Moises Bolivar outside top 50 prospect
IN - C - Danny Jansen career .224 hitter 2024 .212 - .671 - 18 rbi 6 hr. Bye Bye McJerky
OUT - INF Cutter Coffey 28 & Eddison Paulino 15th & RHP Gilberto Batista
IN - Quinn Priester - AAAA Pitcher. They can fix him.
OUT - Nick Yorke 12th overall prospect
IN - Luis Garcia . 5-1 3.71 ERA. Career 4.02 ERA. Rental
OUT - INF/OF Matthew Lugo 13th , INF Niko Kavadas , RHP Ryan Zeferjahn 37th, Yeferson Vargas 54th
IN RHP - Lucas Sims. 1-4 3.57 ERA. Rental. Career 4.40 ERA. 7th inning guy
OUT - Ovis Portes 29th
Too little too late?
2 games out of wild card behind Twins and Royals
No right handed bat
- Justin Turner, Tommy Pham
No starting pitching
- Erick Fedde, Jack Flarety
Still waiitng on the perfect timing with their guaranteed young core. DW 2025 they will really invest.
QUICK BREAK
Olympic Run Down
Kerr hates Tatum or Love Mizzula
- Benches tatum in game 1
Simone Biles wins all around gold
Mens gymnastics win bronze on the back of a nerd
speed walking is weird
Chinese swimmers all doped up and IOC dont care
Katie Ledecky still kicked their ass
There is an IOC refugee team
The siene smells like shit
French protestors booby trap the trains
People did not like the satonic marie antoiunette opening ceremony
No one gives a shit about badminton
Gender controversy
THIS OR THAT WITH CHIEF BOBBY
Classic lays or ruffles
Take it out for a test drive on the first date or leave it in the garage
Stay on healthy track you were forced onto or go off the rails because your shitty gallbladder is gone
Sleep with only one pillow or multiple pillows
A jury of your peers (12 tards) or one smarty pants cunt to decide your fate
Muffin or donut
Can only eat with hands or drink from a very small straw
Have to be a woman for a month or a fish in ocean for a day
Break into freshman’s lockers with a screw driver or not like a bitch
Have to ride a bike to work everyday or ride a bike home from work everyday
SIMPLEST MINDS OF THE WEEK
Olympic gender controversy
Imane aka I - Man - aka I'm a man - Khelif is a man baby! Fails gender test in 2023. Too much testostoroine and oops extra chromosone. IOC doesnt give a fuck. "it says woman on the passport"
Goes on to beat the shit out of Angela Carini. She quit beacuse of the man paws pounding her grill
Judge in NFL Sunday Ticket case gets got
- Jurors didnt follow instruction
- Leaves the door open to appellate court.
- bye bye verdict