I’m Shitting, I’m Shitting, I’m Shitting
Rich is out with the Cha Cha Slide, so Roberto and Obvious One take the reins on the Celtics struggles, Big Mac’s disgust with Bill Belichick, a riveting Would you Rather, some puck talk, PLUS International House Pancake.
The Patriots get a THUMBS DOWN
The Patriots are slow playing the off season and no one is happy about it except PVO Mitch. Aaron Rodgers, Lamar Jackson, and the biggest Free Agency moves across the league. Pube hands, Diaz gets Gramatica’d and the Thumbs Down is back!
Joe Mazzulla or DeAndre Hopkins
Bobby is dropping Joe Mazzulla off a high cliff, Lamar Jackson is a pipe dream but DeAndre Hopkins is basically already a Patriot. The Bruins are too good to talk about and no one cares about the Red Sox. Rain Man fires back, Where’s Ja, PLUS we’re nips out.
Don Sweeney is on Fire
The Bruins are all the way in and Pasta is here long term. The Top 5 concerns for the Celtics highlight the biggest issues the C’s could run into during the playoff run. Special guest “The Pitch Clock Cuck” joins the show and Rumor Has It debuts as a new segment. A glorious death, plus, It’s me a Mario!
Jayson Tatum the MVP; Jaylen Brown the Flight risk
Tatum’s All-Star game MVP historically leads to good thing for the Celtics. Will Jaylen Brown stick around long term? Mac is on the hot seat, the Bruins make a big trade, Beat Bobby Flay surpasses Last of Us, and Peta is on the case. PLUS B.A.L.L.S
The NFL is RIGGED
WPB and the Commish break down the Super Bowl and what it would take to rig football. Patriots offseason catch up, Celtics trade deadline review, and Bruins trade rumors. PLUS Jackson Mahomes is a generic douche and so is his sister in law.
Brady’s Ball Washing Bonanza
Belichick joined Tom Brady’s Lets Go podcast this week to take part in a ball washing bonanza that made the Bottom of the Totem Pole of Dumb reaching for tissues. Kevin Durant to the Celtics was bogus, but the NBA Trade deadline didn’t disappoint. Lebron set the all time scoring record plus the Chiefs Dynasty is at stake. PLUS China is listening
Billy O’Boring
The Patriots land their OC, the obvious choice. Divisional round exposes Josh Allen; Tatum gets the kakas again. The Red Sox get booed out of their own pep rally and what if the Bruins don’t win the cup? PLUS Big Mac gets tuned up.
Something smells Fishy
The Patriots have invited every candidate not fit for the OC job into interview. What does Belichick have up his sleeve? Super Wild Card Weekend brought out some classic losers and the Best and Worst of the Patriots 2022 season. The Celtics face their Daddy PLUS how many places have you shit? Spoiler: All of them.
The Dysfunctional Duo
The Patriots season comes to an end. Fast and major changes are needed and happening. How does the roster shape up and what to do with Mac Jones? The Red Sox took a major blow and refuse to field a major league roster. PLUS Rich puts the kids to bed
The Damar Hamlin Fall Out
There are snow flakes in Buffalo, the Pats are about to be destroyed, and the AFC standings are wild. Red Sox lock up Devers long term cool. Plus who gets ingested by jet engines?
Happy New Year: Big Back’s Ban Wagon
Big Mac is leading the charge against Mac Jones until Commish shoves him into a locker and bullies a hot take out of him. The Patriots are in the playoff hunt. Jayson Tatum goes for MVP and the Red Sox consider their pitching staff a position of depth. PLUS hello to everyone except Ray.
Merry Christmas: The Dumbest Player ever
Christmas came early for Patriots haters with the Dumbest play ever seen. Could it actually be Zappe time? The World Cup gave us the greatest match ever and Messi finally delivers. The Celtics are nose diving and fuck the fucking Red Sox. Big Willie style don’t fuck around. Plus, Dr. Big Mac chronicles Vegas.
The Celtics have a Dukie in their shorts
Could the Celtics actually have a Tatum problem? The Patriots have a bevy of problems, but not enough to stifle them in Arizona. Around the NFL the playoff scenarios are winding down. Messi has willed his country from the depths of hell and don’t think for one second foreign journalists die of aortic aneurisms. PLUS how fat is Big Mac?
The Red Sox are assholes
Xander Bogaerts leaves town, Japanese imports, and a rental roster for the Sox. Belichick stands pat but the season isn’t over. A world cup minute plus the worst trade ever.
A Conversation with Dr. Lauran Star
Dr. Lauran Star is a Strategist, Psychologist, and Speaker on diversity, inclusion, and equity. She is also a best selling Author, and a US veteran. The boys learn a thing or two about line stepping and Dr. Star drops some serious sports knowledge.
The beginning of the end for Mac
Jayson Tatum is playing on another level, Mac Jones is done with the Patriots, Brady back? Christian Pulisic sacrifices his dick for his country and the Red Sox won’t sacrifice a dime for talent. PLUS toasters and toilets
As Jets as it Gets
Bobby Bland and the panel recap the Patriots thrilling win over the Jets. The Commish gives his definitive list of why the Pats offense sucks. Thanksgiving day traditions, Bergy gets 1,000, the World Cup is warped, PLUS the greatest upset in the history of the world.
The next 8 weeks
The Patriots roll out of their bye week into the most important 8 weeks the future of the franchise has faced in quite some time. The Celtics and Bruins continue to dominate, the NFL has Mitch howling, Molten lava, PLUS it’s none of your business what cheese I eat.