The NFL is RIGGED

WPB and the Commish break down the Super Bowl and what it would take to rig football. Patriots offseason catch up, Celtics trade deadline review, and Bruins trade rumors. PLUS Jackson Mahomes is a generic douche and so is his sister in law.

  • Super Bowl Review

  • HEADLINES with The Commish

  • Patriots offseason check in

  • Celtics trade deadline review

  • Bruins Trade rumors

  • Simplest Minds of the Week

Cold Open - 

Opening Takes

Ray

Bobby

Rich

Show Rundown

Superbowl recap

Patriots off season check in

Celtics deadline moves

Bruins rumors

Simplest Minds of the Week

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Super Bowl Recap

Chiefs 38 v Eagles 35

Mahomes MVP - 21/27 182 yards 3 TDs. 1 shitty ankle?

James Bradberry called for holding to ice the game

  - Penalty? 

    - Should have it have been called? (Only holding call all night)

* Jalen Hurts - Best player on the field? 

  - 27/38 304 yards 4 TOT TDs

Key Take aways? 

  * Chiefs Dynasty?  

* Jalen Hurts fumble. makes it 14 - 14.

  Could have been 21 - 7 into half. 

 * Eagles out coached. 

   -No defense in 2nd half

     - Eagles had the 2019 Patriots defense

* The field

 $800,000 on experimental field. Sucked

 * Was it a good game? 

Half time show

 - RiRi preggo 

Good? 

How close are the Pats to Eagles and Chiefs? 

24th in Superbowl odds

 - last in AFC East


HEADLINES with The COMMISH

Chiefs win their 2nd SuperBowl in 2 years with a 38 - 35 victory over the Eagles.  

 Coach Reid celebrated with Pizza and a salad.  A cheesburger salad. 

Confirmed: Chiefs NOT a dynasty

The Celtics scrubs nearly took down Giannis and the Bucks with a Sammy Hoops trey that sent it to OT.  If it wasn't for Grant Williams $20 million dollar handle the Celtics would have pulled it out. 

Celtics now only hold onto 1st place in the East by a .5 game

The Bruins squeeked out an OT win in Dallas with a game winner from David Pastrnak. 

The Bruins remain heavily discussed in trade rumors as the deadline approaches, March 3rd. Sweeney has somehow some way dug his way out of the shitter with this roster.  Undoubtly he will take another swing at the deadline, the question is just how big of a swing.

Pitchers and catchers reported to Camp for the Red Sox and in more news no one gives a shit about, National fart day was February 5th and we missed it and NBA All Star weekend kicks off Friday. 

This has been HEADLINES with The COMMISH

Patriots off season check in

Adrian Klemm hired as OL coach

  - Praise from former players.  He preaches Violence

Mac Jones social media

"Consistency and Re Earn the REspect thru work!! (Fuck zappe daddy)

Can Billy O and Mac get the offense close enough to compete with the Eagles and Chiefs of the league? 

  - Billy O experience with College and offense, specifically Mac's Alabama offense.

Tua and Jalen Hurts are examples of what Mac Could be..

  - NEED TALENT

Team Mac note:

"Be that as it may, the data suggests that a quarterback is most-accurately judged when looking at his clean-pocket dropbacks and that those are the data points that are best used for prognostication."

Eager and Chahrouri detail in the piece why tracking PFF grades is more stable than using traditional passer rating or even a more advanced metric like expected points added (EPA) per play.

Jones was the NFL's fifth-highest graded passer in 2022 when kept clean, per PFF, trailing only Joe Burrow, Patrick Mahomes, Jalen Hurts and Trevor Lawrence.

To Frelund's point about the importance of being able to throw deep effectively from a clean pocket, Jones ended up having an impressive year. He had a higher percentage of big-time throws -- which PFF defines as a pass with "excellent ball location and timing, generally thrown farther down the field and/or into a tighter window" -- than any of the other quarterbacks in the top five mentioned above.

Despite missing time injured and accumulating 496 total dropbacks -- Burrow (803), Mahomes (835), Hurts (637) and Lawrence (733) all had more -- Jones still racked up 20 big-time throws (5.6 percent). Hurts (5.0 percent) and Mahomes (4.1 percent) had 22 each. Burrow (4.1) had 26. Lawrence (5.1) had 27. 

Jones' big-time throw percentage from a clean pocket was second in the NFL behind only Josh Allen (6.3) He also took care of the football when kept clean, posting a turnover-worthy play percentage of just 0.8, which led the league among 32 quarterbacks with at least 100 dropbacks under pressure

Whats more important: Rank them

Tackle

WR

TE

3rd down Back

#1 CB

QUICK BREAK

Celtics Trade Deadline moves

Mike Muscala in.  Something Jackson and a couple 2nds out

- Stretch big. 

  Little to no defense.  and immediate sub for Horford offensively 

Was well liked in OKC until injury

2 of top 3 shooting big men on Celtics. Horford and Muscala. 

 - Missed on Jakon Poetle - Would have taken 2 1st round picks 

   - Missed on Bol bol. Didnt want to give up pritchard

    - Jae Crowder - 5 2nd round picks.. 

KD lands with the Suns. 

  - New favorites in the west

Celtics subs nearly beat the Bucks in OT. 

 Celtics 6-10 = to Bucks 1 - 5.  

AFTERNOON DELIGHT

Bruins trade rumors

According to Sportsnet NHL Insider Elliotte Friedman, the Boston Bruins are a finalist in the NHL trade sweepstakes for Columbus Blue Jackets defenseman Vladislav Gavrikov.


27-year-old, 6-foot-3, 221-pound rearguard who has three goals and seven assists in 52 games this season


Boston Hockey Now

the B’s are looking for depth at both forward and defensemen and reportedly are one of the teams “very interested” in St. Louis Blues forward Ivan Barbashev,


The 6-foot-1, 200-pound Barbashev is an intriguing blend of skill and physicality that’s been good for double-digit goals and 25-30 points in most of his NHL seasons in St. Louis while playing a style that works on the third and fourth lines. He’d also be a good add as a fourth line center option if Tomas Nosek has any difficulty returning from an injury that currently has him sidelined. He attempted to skate recently and it “didn’t go well” according to Boston Bruins head coach Jim Montgomery.

Jackob Chychurn all but done deal to be dealt to LA KINGS

SIMPLEST MINDS OF THE WEEK 

Patrick Mahomes brother/wife? Fairly generic Douche

 Brother tik tok dance on TV

  wife demands apology

People who dont believe in Damar Hamlin's body double

  - Where's the Tattoo? 

   - Snow storm visibility? 

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