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Patriots are OUT on Lamar, Kraft is needling Bill, Bill is pushing back. No one likes Mac except for Rich. It feels like Chaos in Foxboro. The Celtics are fucking about, and Opening Day brings more disappointment. Plus The Commish on location in a mood
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HEADLINES with The Obvious One
The Celtics are Doomed
Would you Rather
Opening Day
Simplest Minds of the Week
SHOW NOTES:
Cold Open: Show 500
Opening takes
Bobby -
Rich - Prepare for a lot of disappointment
Ray -
Show Run down
Go Mac Go
Celtics are doomed
Would you Rather
Opening day
Simplest minds of the week
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Meek Mill the deal maker
Lamar Jackson is not coming to New England
- Robert Kraft
Cash spending will never be a problem
The decision is on Bill Belichick
Greg Bedard - "He's not coming"
- Mac deserves a chance after getting boned last year
How close are Belichick and Kraft from splitting up?
Joe Judge named Assistant HC
To spend time closely with Special Teams
- Belichick needs a little meat head do boy
Latest on the WR search
- Out on Hopkins?
- Sean Peyton says they are not trading Jeudy or Sutton
* Reports are Pats to pick up the pressure closer to the draft
HEADLINES with The OBVIOUS ONE
Celtics are doomed
Celtics 111 - Wizards 130
Team shrugged it off - no big deal. Bunch of pussy frauds
11 - 44 from 3 = LOSS
* Team can only win one way
Bucks vs Thursday. Meaningless now for #1 seed. down 3 games with 6 games left
now can't escape Bucks in 2nd round
Losses to Knicks, Nets, Rockets
- Struggling against Hawks and Timberwolves
* lost #1 seed. Barely hanging on to 2 seed
Biggest problems with the Celtics?
Tatum
- Looks uninterested. Cant shoot. Still cant finish. Turnovers late.
- John Karalis believes Kyrie's evil scum is still playing a part.
Late Game mentality and execution
- Do they not have the experience or balls?
Coaching
- Joey Mazz shaking it up vs Minn. Does he have the sack to make the right calls? Doe he know hwo t make the right calls
Rebounding, timely stops, turnovers
Marcus Smart -
- Shooting 33% from 3. Shoot 5.4 per game. All of them seemingly in the 4th. 41% FG. Doesn't play defense anymore.
* Hows your boy Grant?
Do you have a long term fear with this group?
- Is this the best roster talentwise they will have for a long time
- Tatum not "THE GUY"
- Jaylen Brown Flight risk
Expectations for the end of the season?
QUICK BREAK
WOULD YOU RATHER
Bill Belichick or Jerod Mayo and your choice of GM
OBJ or Hopkins
Folignio or Hall
Pee a ping pong ball or poop a bowling ball
TIny Tiny testicals or Massive testicals
AFTERNOON DELIGHT
MLB Opening day
Corey Kluber on the mound
- Alex Cora "Going to manage my ass off"
Opening day lineup
RF, Alex Verdugo
3B, Rafael Devers
DH, Justin Turner
LF, Masataka Yoshida
CF, Adam Duvall
1B, Trison Casas
2B, Christian Arroyo
C, Reece McGuire
SS, Kiké Hernández
Ramiel Tapia Rob Refsnyder, Connor Wong, and Yu Chang. bench
* no Bobby dalbec
Rotation
Corey Kluber, RHP
Chris Sale, LHP
Tanner Houck, RHP
Kutter Crawford, RHP
Nick Pivetta, RHP
Brayan Bello (forearm), Garrett Whitlock (hip), and James Paxton (hamstring) will each start the year on the IL. That opens a roster spot for right-hander Josh Winckowski, who will start the year out of the bullpen as the team's multi-inning guy.
Bullpen
CloserKenley Jansen RP6132293.841.207122 SetupJohn Schreiber RP654333.601.256722 SetupChris Martin RP603223.601.156311 ReliefRyan Brasier RP582204.341.315718 ReliefRichard Bleier SP572213.951.303912 ReliefJoely Rodriguez RP473213.831.364719 ReliefKaleb Ort RP442204.501.414621 ReliefZack KellyRP382204.031.344016 ReliefJosh Winckowski SP322204.501.412411 ReliefDan Altavilla IL-60RP251204.681.402712 ReliefWyatt Mills RP221104.091.36219 ReliefTyler Danish RP221104.501.32207 ReliefHirokazu Sawamura RP211104.291.521911 ReliefRyan Sherriff IL-10RP211204.291.43189 ReliefJames Norwood RP161103.941.31187 ReliefDarwinzon Hernandez
SIMPLEST MINDS OF THE WEEK
Josh Gordon kicked out for bad routes - Weed guy
Memphis' Jamirah Shutes - deny deny deny
- Handshake line assault