As Jets as it Gets
Bobby Bland and the panel recap the Patriots thrilling win over the Jets. The Commish gives his definitive list of why the Pats offense sucks. Thanksgiving day traditions, Bergy gets 1,000, the World Cup is warped, PLUS the greatest upset in the history of the world.
Patriots vs Jets recap
Commish’s definitive list why the offense sucks
HEADLINES with The OBVIOUS ONE
Thanksgiving day football and traditions
Bergy hits 1,000
The World Cup
PLUS Ray crawls right under Rich’s skin
SHOW NOTES:
Cold Open - Is Ray the Messi of simple Minds sports?
Opening takes:
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Show Run DownAs Jets as it getsThanksgiving footballBergy hits 1,000The world cupSimplest minds of the weekWelcome - youtube, iheart, itunesDubby - Dubby Energy - Dubby.gg promo code SIMPLE MINDS 15% all ordersAs Jets as it getsPatriots 10 - 3 Key statsZERO turnovers - Should have been 2 INTs for Pats35 - 24 time of possessionboth teams only 20% on 3rd townEIGHT penalties for 55 yards for pats. (Should have been 9. bad block)Jets 2.1 yards per play. 2 inches per play 2nd 1/2Key takeaways - Pats offense is terrible, Mac aint bad - Defense will get them a chance to win any game - Weather game - - Zach Wilson is a dope - Marcus Jones as a weapon?Key sequence - Marcus Jones 84 yard punt return with 5 seconds left - Lucky it wasnt called back- Jets not kicking out of bounds. - Poor time management - Belichick wants to make them punt with his timeout* Marcus Jones. Excellent. has been all year. 1st Punt return in NFLLets talk Mac Jones - 23/27 246 yards 0 TDs. 0 INTs- Sacked 7 times. I am TOTALLY vindicated. Fuck Zappe* Skinny Ray the play caller has been lapped as the worst problem for this offense by skinny Ray the oline coachThe Commish definitive list of why the offense sucks: - Patricia - Judge - Patricia - O-line. injuries and suck - play calling. No rhythm. No clue - Scheme. What is it? - buy in. Players know when they have shit coaching - pass catchers. Turn your head dick heads - Belichick - Fire everyone - Gisele - Johnny f-ong foxboro - Tom Brady - How dare you - Bon Jovi - Where have you been? - Edelman - Shitty knees - Bailey Zappe - Just good enough - Nick Folk - Stop making FGs. make them go for TDs - Aaron Hernandez - Dark cloud - Mac Jones
Was there actual improvement from the offense? - Jonnu Smith schemed open for 4 - 40 yards - Damien Harris sighting - zone runs - Some screens actually worked. * moved the ball. Blew it on situational football. 4/15 on 3rd down. * 1st FG. calls timeout out of the break. Bourne short on 4th down. Stellar* Weather game - Nick Folk missed 2 Fgs because of wind. Six points. That would be 9 points for offense. Generally they can get 1 TD. (Jets defense good). Average Patriots offense performance can be 19 points. 4 drives to the 30. 1 to the end zone - Get lucky and punch in 2 TDs. there's your path to beat the good teams --- -Defense?How realistic for Defense to maintain this level? #2 defense in the league (Cowboys #1) - Vikings???, Bills, Dolphins, Bengals biggest offensive threats Cardinals & Raiders blowIs the defense better than last year? Yes Secondary better than we thought? - Can be schemed to stay in games. Pats offense cant keep upNews and notes* David Andrews at practice. Toughest man alive* New punter killed it. Buh bye Jake Bailey HEADLINES with the OBVIOUS ONE
Dr. Big Mac's Thanksgiving day footballBills vs LionsGiants vs CowboysPats vs VikingsThoughts on the games? I Love the Lions on thanksgiving. They would have been relegated if it wasnt for Thanksgiving traditionGiants vs cowboys should be awesome. NFC east rivalries are great. Even if it is the cowboys who are doing classic cowboy shit getting everyone excited to lose in the playoffsFuck the Vikings dome. Play outside.
Expectations for Pats vs Vikings - 19-17 patriots winJustin Jefferson hurt and will be shut down - Cook will have a big day. defense holds them to FGs. - Pats front gets to Cousins. 2 INTs leads to Pats offense Nick Folk 5 FGsHunter Henry TDQUICK BREAKBergy scores 1,000 points - asst to Marchand. Whole team celebrates. - Tampa crowd chanting Bergy cool sports momentBruins took it to the Lightening Folignio - Something special building. - time to go all in AGAIN. trade all your shit for a defenseman and Forward depthAFTERNOON DELIGHT
The World Cup - Messi is the biggest choker in all of sports ever. - Argentina still in the tournamentMexico vs poland ran around for 3 hours to end 0-0. Cool sport- Qatar 1st host counrty to loose 1st game in 50 years. - 1st goal called off. Ecuador still cruises to victory. Fans chant "we want beer" - ALL of Qatar fans were bearded men. Not 1 single womenThe USA blow late game lead - Should set up Iran vs USA match to add to the geo political drama of this shit show Belgium cant wear LOVE as a tag on their jersey - FIFA to issue Forfeits for teams that wear one love arm bands- Gay Welch women denied her rainbow buck hat. Lucky no flogging. The entire event is overshadowed by the shit show that is Qatar and those backwards as cunts and FIFAs defense of it all. SIMPLEST MINDS OF THE WEEK - Ben Watson would not do well on this show - Walks off after wife joke- Latest Qatar buffoonery- Zach Wilson vs Justin Fields Wilson pentulant spoiled child. Takes no accountability for a loss going 9 - 22 74 yards (34 of which came on a shit under throw) Just Field apologized to his team for his play vs the Falcons WITH A DISLOCATED SHOULDER--