The Celtics have a Dukie in their shorts
Could the Celtics actually have a Tatum problem? The Patriots have a bevy of problems, but not enough to stifle them in Arizona. Around the NFL the playoff scenarios are winding down. Messi has willed his country from the depths of hell and don’t think for one second foreign journalists die of aortic aneurisms. PLUS how fat is Big Mac?
The Playoff Patriots?
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The Celtics have a Dukie in their shorts
Messi is the world cup
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SHOW NOTES:
Cold Open - How fat is Ray?
Opening takes:
Rich - Celtics have a Dukie in their pants
Bobby - I assume the Patriots blow?
Show rundown
Playoff Patriots?
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The Celtics have a dukie
World Cup
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The Playoff Patriots?
Patriots 27 - Cardinals 13
Patriots 7 - 6. FIRMLY in the 3rd wildcard spot
Key takeaways
Necessary win
Offense remains anemic
- Mutha fuckin mac jones
Defensive pass rush
Kyler Murray injury
Anemic Offense
Top problems remain
- O line is awful
SHould they be? Trent Brown - 1st rnd pick - David Andrews - all pro Owenu - some bum
- Shouldn't that be enough talent to be respectable. Who the Oline coach?
Fuck Trent Brown
- Scheme is a hard R
- TWELVE screens. 1/3 of their offense.
- At one point Mac Jones had thrown the ball behind him more than forward.
- Play calling remains a quagmire
* Where is Belichick? Is he enabling this or does he believe in what they are doing?
- Players have taken over. Beggin, demanding the coaches for some level accountability
- Mutha fuckin mac jones
- Mutha fucks Patricia again. Twice. Do you blame him?
* Mac Looked pretty good otherwise.
- targeting Agholor (he blows). and Henry on two big seem routes.
- Injuries
- No Myers, no parker, no stevenson
- Rookie RBs
TDs for Kevin Harris and Ray's frenchman Pierre strong
Opportunistic Defense
- If the offense could be what they were last year this defense would be great.
* with a lead Uche and Judon top pass rushers in the NFL. 5 sacks this game. 15.5 and 10.5 judon & uche
* Kyler Murray blows ACL 3rd play of the game. He should have seen it coming
-Do Cardinals win with Murray?
* Marcus Jones continues to shine. 1st career INT
* Scoop and score McMillan
- obvious game changer. Needed it
* Is there still enough buy-in from this team to compete for play offs?
Vegas vs Pats Prediction:
Pats are -1 right now
HEADLINES with The OBVIOUS ONE
Patriots drag themselves to a win over 106 year old career back up Colt McCoy and the dreadful Cardinals 27 - 13.
The win leap frogs the Pats into the playoffs if they were to start today. The Pats stayed in the dessert in anticipation for their matchup with old friend Josh McDaniels.
The Raiders are bringing back starters Darren Waller and hunter Renfrow for the one complete game they will play all year just so Mcsucky can shove it up Belichick's behind.
Jayson Tatum and the Celtics avoided disaster in LA this week after blowing a 20 point lead to the Lakers.
Tatum. dropped 44 points in the OT win including the fade away J over Lebron to send it to extra time.
The Celtics remain the top team in the league, but many are speculating if they need an extra wipe for that Dukie in their pants.
The Bruins are a fucking force
The Red Sox are an embarrassment. In Chaim Bloom's latest press conference he claimed "I'm a dumb silly asshole with no real Idea what I'm doing, the Matrix is real, bow to your overlords, the machines"
In what many are calling the most unbelievable turn of events Argentina has climbed from the once depths of hell and largest upset in the history of the world to land in the World Cup Championship match vs France. Who could have seen that coming?
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Play offs:
NFC - Eagles clinched a spot
Eagles
Vikings
49ers
Bucs - 6 - 7
Cowboys
Commanders
Giants
Bubble:
Seahawks
Lions
Packers
AFC
Bills
Chiefs
Ravens
Titans
Bengals
Dolphins
Pats
Bubble:
Jets
Chargers
Purdy takes a dump on Brady
- Purdy was born 4 months after Brady was drafted
Is Brady cashed?
Miami predictably crumbling - trash organization
- Loss to loser chargers
- Next up weather game in Buffalo. Loss.
Competing with Pats for playoffs - Loss
Are the Chargers back?
- Tie breaker headache
head to head
inter conference record
common games
strength of victory
strength of schedule
points/scored allowed combined ranking conference ranking
points/scored allowed combined ranking all teams ranking
Point differential - confernce
point differenatial - all teams
touch down differential
coin clip
Pats 5 - 3
Chargers 5 - 4
Chargers 3 Afc game
Pats 4 afc games
- Pats win 2 they are in
Vegas Miami
Are the Eagles 10 -1 good?
Jim Irsay not ready to oust Dan Snyder
“I’m not ready to vote him out,” Irsay said after attending the league’s December meetings in the Dallas. “I need to hear more of my partners talk. It’s been something where you want to get more information about everything is the key.”
NFL discussing ejections for roughing the passer penalities
- No more details. Thats it. Another way to fuck up the game
DeVante Parker not pulled off the field
- NFL Spotters out to lunch
- Patriots staff doesnt care
Cole beasley's toothless vax denying ass is back in Buffalo. All is right
QUICK BREAK
Celtics have a dukie in their pants
122 - 118 win over lakers
Tatum 44 - 9 - 6
Blew a 20 point lead in the 3rd quarter
Lakers - 11 - 16. 12th in the west.
-Lebron looks old.
- AD is a bitch
- Westbrook is broken
20 points loss to Clippers. Kwahi and PG looked vintage
Shellacked by boogie men Warriors. Who have sucked
Front runners?
Dukie problem? Tight butts
Starts with Tatum.
- The game needs to slow down in those spots and it speeds them all up instead.
* It's getting better. Slowly.
Takes a long time for NBA players to perfect that.
ex: Jordan vs Pistons
* No time lord expected back for xmas
- No horford.
- Where is Brogdon in these games?
- Not sure Mazzula is using him correctly or enough
AFTERNOON DELIGHT
Argentina and Messi destroy Croatia 3 - 0
Goal and asst for Messi
Messi leads the way in multiple categories in this World Cup: Goals (5), Assists (3), Shots (27), Shots on target (14), Expected goals (4.75), Chances created (18), Fouls drawn (20), Open-play chances created (14), Take-ons (36). He also has the most Man-of-the-Match awards (4).
France holds of Morrocco for another French victory over a slave state 1 - 0.
This is the match up FIFA wanted. Go figure
SIMPLEST MINDS OF THE WEEK
Grant Wahls death in Qatar
- Anyone who thinks he died naturally. Aortic aneurysm. Sure
Bobbys guy?