Editor of Musketfire.com, Sara Marshall joins the boys to talk Pats. Coach Vibe is sending a wake up call after failing his rookie quarterback. Who is really to blame and what can we look forward to? Thank god for the Jets, Aaron Rodgers is a doucheThe Drake Maye offense may actually get some WR some attention. Is there anybody worth the time? Caves or dog booty? And a big bag of drugs.

Patriots 21 - Texans 41

It’s a full on emergency situation in Foxboro. The Drake Maye era begins this Sunday vs. the Houston Texans, but you’re going to have to ask Coach Jerod Mayo twice if the time line has been sped up for Maye’s debut. How did we get here? We’ll break it down for you. Aaron Rodgers is a douchebag, but is Burrow a top 5 guy? Dr. Big Mac Power Rankings and Ponderings. The butthole tattoo is back on! Belichick and Lt Dan close us out, plus buy a car or watch your kids?

The Patriots are on the verge of collapse. It’s week 5. Drake Maye can’t save them now, but they may try it anyway. It’s a vital week for the Patriots on and off the field. Questions around the NFL leads to classic water hammer humor. The Bruins and Red Sox make an appearance. The Knicks have the best starting 5 in the NBA in Florida man, nuff said. PLUS hair plugs and I’m out.

The Patriots are bad. Real bad. It’s hard to figure out where to actually start with how bad this team sucks. Roster, coaching, front office, ownership? It’s all a pile of hot garbage. But, is there hope? Spoiler alert. No. Drake Maye isn’t the answer either. But, they would be better if he was playing.

Elliot Wolf is not getting enough grief and the boys won’t stand for it. Picking up the Patriots scraps Bobby buckaki details some interesting mis steps in AVP’s coaching decisions. We work around the NFL with 10 questions. It’s basketball season. Celtics media day and Kendrik Perkins give us some sound bites to work off of. A new segment called “Best of the Internets” has the boys giggling, the Texas tickling butthole bandit is finally caught, PLUS on location at Diddy’s wack shack.

Derek Carr has the best passer rating in the NFL, Gardner Minshew leads the league in completion percentage, and our pets heads are falling off! The Patriots get embarrassed in real time. The Celtics have a daddy issue and the government is listening. Diddy, Diddy, Diddy. PLUS don’t bring your kids to Italy

Seahawks 23 - Patriots 20. OT

Dr. Big Mac Power Rankings sets the tone. Can the Patriots repeat their success from week 1? Chief Bobby waxes poetic about Coach Vibes and uncharacteristically issues an apology. Sara Marshall jumps on to give us some Pats Yack. Left brain or Right? Johnny Yates does NOT live here. PLUS Rich battles hot snakes.

The Patriots shock the world with a week 1 victory in as competent fashion as we have seen in years. Coach Vibes is a leader of men and the boys eat crow. For at least a week. Lead by their stoic defense and Ramadama Ding Dong Stevenson the Patriots lock up the 16-10 win and are 1-0 on the season.

The NFL season has started. It is anticipated to not be great for Patriots fans, so the boys take an evening to shed some positivity on the situation. What is there to look for in week 1 vs the Bengals, a Bruins and Celtics minute, impromptu power rankings across the NFL and who are the worst starting QBs in the league? Don’t snort cum PLUS there’s an “internet outage” in Maryland.

The Patriots select their #1 QB, but it’s a secret that everyone knows and Coach Vibes has everything in control. Despite their constant shitting on the Patriots all the boys give them above the anticipated win total in Win or Not to Win. Bobby punches his way out of every situation, never ride a roller coaster in Mexico, PLUS Dr. Big Mac faces death via diarrhea.

Drake Maye is making waves. Editor of Musketfire.com, Sara Marshall joins the boys for a heavy dose of Patriots talk as we head into the final preseason game. A quick look around the league, Bobby upsets us with his Top 5 picks, you can’t even piss on people on planes anymore, PLUS the show must go on.

The reports from Patriots joint practice with the Eagles have been abysmal. But, maybe Drake Maye gave us some hope in his 2nd quarter appearance in the 2nd pre season game? Regardless, Hindsight is always right. Red Sox update and the Free Speech police. M&Ms or Skittles, football in the Olympics, PLUS it’s all good.

The Commish is running HOT with Football season officially underway with the Pre Season match up between the Patriots and Panthers. It’s the debut for Coach Vibes and Drake Maye. What else will we be looking for? The Olympics are proving Steve Kerr can’t coach and guess what? Dorchester is part of Boston. The age old question chicken or beef is decided, Chinese kids are escaping realty pretending to be birds; PLUS The Chief hires an Ex-Con.

Jerod Mayo aka Coach Vibes has little to no good news to report from his first week of Training Camp. Drake Maye is way behind, Matthew Judon is pitching fits, and Christian Barmore is done for the season. Is there any good news from Foxboro? The Red Sox moved a bunch of pieces areound the board, but what is the actual outcome? An Olympic Run down, muffin or donut?, gender tests, PLUS gallbladders for breakfast.