The Queen Abides
We are graced with the presence of Billy Bad Words, aka the Queen. We read some more Camp Diaries and touch on the big take aways form the Patriots preseason game vs Green Bay. Some quick hitters on the biggest stories in sports, would you rather be a dick or eat a dick? The ladies are not a fan of Xavier Howard’s film career, PLUS is a fried chicken salad actually a salad?
Camp Diaries
Patriots have their best day of camp in Greenbay. Bill Belichick has crafted his wet dream of a Top 5 position group. So long David Krejci and smell ya later Porzingus? Plus Wander Franco, woof and Ray has Rich all gassed up.
Simple Minds Sports Saves Sports
That’s right. We’re here to save the day. We fall off the rails quick here under the supervision of Producer Bobby but some how manage to fight through Patriots camp notes, the preseason means dick, some guy that writes for us joins the show; Wyc is playing nice in the media and Drinking Rob smells a rat; Running backs? Who needs em? Some mind blowing “would you rathers” and the Orioles ownership needs to grow a pair.
Return of the Mac
Patriots training camp is gushing, the worst off season in Boston is complete. Chaim Bloom simply is not equipped to run a major league baseball team. Sheep fucking and the Chinese dress up like bears. PLUS DKoG is born
Brown gets the bag
Jaylen Brown is the highest paid player in NBA history, is he worth it? Did the Celtics have a choice? A Boston legend retires as Patriots training camp kicks off with a Top 5 story line to follow. Simplest Minds Soccer edition, PLUS who gets their eye brows done?
Belichick is not on the hot seat; he has no friends
BB swings and misses on D-Hop. What’s next? If Belichick is not on the hot seat in the NFL then who is? Rumor has it the Sox refuse to be fun. Ohtani will not be in Boston, but could Bloom actually make a move that matters? The Obvious One forgets to pay is internet bill so Bobby and Rich speculate on his porn habits. PLUS no more shoe horns.
Is it time to be OUT on Jaylen Brown?
The Jaylen Brown saga continues and a look at the Celtics roster. The Obvious one demands we take a very early look at NFL predictions and Mitch goes heavy on the homerism. There was a home run derby? Would you rather lacks the “would you rather” plus Simplest Minds of the Week earns its name.
Sweeney Sucks, Again
The Celtics are shedding salary and OUT on Dame. Don Sweeney’s miraculous run comes to an end because he’s an idiot. Will Jaylen Brown ever sign the extension; itchy shirt or stinky bum, and it’s Britney Bitch. PLUS it’s a button to your Mom’s blouse.
The Bruins are shaking the tree
Don Sweeney is clearing space sending Taylor Hall out the door. Who’s next? Kirk Herbstreit can’t control himself talking about Mac Jones plus more notes from the Patriots. Did you Know is less than cheery and Rumor Has It brings the worst human in the NBA back to Boston. PLUS Clown kum
The Celtics get Smart
The Marcus Smart era is over in Boston. Trader Brad ships hiim to Memphis in exchange for Pozingus. Jack Jones need a fall guy and is not a thug. Eat shit or murder puppies? Dr. Big Mac has ZERO Sympathy for the Titan vessel crew.
Mac Jones the Zen Master
Patriots mini camp ends early, but not with out a good number of story lines. Jokic just wants to go home after winning the NBA Finals, how close are the Celtics? Bruce Cassidy shoves it down the Bruins throat and Rumor has it. Six year olds are shooting teachers in Florida, PLUS Ray does Golf not docking.
Money Grubbing Whores
Patriots OTA’s are eventful; PGA sells out to Saudis. Rumor has it Aliens are in Boston and CP3 is done in Phoenix. Ever thought about life as a talking dog? Why not? Would you Rather has us thinking, and Vine takes the crown for Simplest Minds of the Week in a surprising turn of events!
Ch-Ch-Ch Changes
Welcome to season 4. The Celtics blow it again. What changes make sense for the C’s in the offseason? Mac Jones is Thriving in OTAs and Belichick backs Judge. Win or Earn a championship, what if your Dad knocked up your girlfriend, Plus Rich bleeds profusely.
I smell a Rat
The Celtics could be looking at ch-ch-ch Changes even after an impressive two wins. Joe Judge gets dimed out by a rat in Foxboro. Rumor Has It Big Pharma is not to be fucked with and the Simplest Minds of the Week take on the Swifties. PLUS Soggy Bloggy Boys lose their shit.
I see your True Colors
The boys discuss the Celtic wilt back to their old selfs. What is the true identity of this team? The 76ers fall out. The more you know is back with a not so positive Patriot fact plus some 69% talk. Simplest Minds of the week goes global and unfortunately we ran out of time for the Red Sox, but Rich managed to fight a kid/ adult grown male online about how bad they suck.
Stop me if you’ve heard this before
The Celtics blew it, Patriots mail bag, a new segment titled “Did you know?”. Are the Red Sox actually good? Would you rather takes a predictable turn and Simplest Minds of the Week stars Mr. Robert De Niro. PLUS Big Mac Attends and Indian Ceremony?
An Epic Collapse
The Bruins complete one of the worst collapses in Boston sports history. The Celtics follow it up with another dud, but bounce back in game 2. Bobby’s bukacki covers the Patriot’s draft. Top 5 worst losses in Boston Sports history, PLUS adios amigos.
It’s Draft Day!
The NFL draft is here and thank god because the Celtics and Bruins have given us reasons to want a significant distraction. Cake or Dicks are on the table and we’re dropping C bombs! Plus who wants a mustache ride?!
The Greatest Season in NHL History
The Bruins somehow pull off the greatest season in NHL history. The Celtics have nothing but question marks surrounding them and the NBA is full of potential upsets. The Foxboro Feuds rages on, Chaim Bloom murdered the Red Sox, and Ja Morant doubles down on the clap claps. PLUS Last chance for pussy.
Mac Jones is being shopped because Bill Belichick is an Asshole
It’s a JAM packed show with Belichick is playing games with Mac and Kraft; The Celtics are mentally in a safe space in 2nd place; the Red Sox blow; Rumor Has it; and Would you rather a Grampy Bird bath? PLUS no Yips on the Trip and Cpap life