Sweeney Sucks, Again

The Celtics are shedding salary and OUT on Dame. Don Sweeney’s miraculous run comes to an end because he’s an idiot. Will Jaylen Brown ever sign the extension; itchy shirt or stinky bum, and it’s Britney Bitch. PLUS it’s a button to your Mom’s blouse.

  • Celtics shedding payroll

  • HEADLINES with The OBVIOUS ONE

  • Patriots Minute

  • Sweeney Sucks again

  • Would you Rather

  • Simplest Minds of the Week

SHOW NOTES:

Cold Open


Opening takes

Ray - Dame

Rich - Sweeney

Bobby - 


Show rundown

Celtics offseason

Sweeney sucks again

Would you rather

simplest minds of the week

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Celtics Offseason

Grant Williams traded to Dallas for a handful of 2nd round picks. 

4 years $54 million 

 Grant Williams or Malcolm Brogdon?

- Does Brogdon still get traded? 

-     Celtics get under the luxury tax with a Brogdon trade

          *      Who do you replace him with? 

Free agent signings for depth 

Dalano Banton - 6'9 PG

Oshae Brisette  - SF

 * Dame deal: -CELTICS ARE OUT ON DAME

Brogdon, Timelord/ Horford, Pritchard, salary filler, plus picks 

Dame, Brown, Tatum, Porzingus, Horford - $173.7 million

$9 million to fill out your bench and stay under 2nd apron for 2023 

OR

Trade Jaylen Brown

 - Why hasn't he signed? 

* Celtics not offering full max

* Contract stipulations from Browns camp to get out early

Are the Celtics shopping him again?

What does a deal for Dame look like with Jaylen Brown. Straight up? Take it? 

  - Include Brogdon and get back depth help at the wing 

*Largest trade exception in NBA history is in Atlanta $25.3 million 

Trae Young for Jaylen Brown. Do it? 

Dejounte Murray and Saddiq Beh for Jaylen Brown? 

Where Does Dame end up?

 * Miami

HEADLINES with The OBVIOUS ONE

Sweeney Sucks again

18 months can't miss moves came crashing down for the Bruins

In:

 - Milan Lucic, LW - 1 year $1 million 35 years old  19 pts last year 7 goals

 - JAmes Van Reimsdyke, LW - 1 year $1million. 34 years old 29 pts. 12 goals

 - Kevin Shattenkirk - RD - 1 year $1million 34 years old 27 pts 3 goals

  - Morgan Geekie C/W - 2 years $2million. 24 years old. 28 pts

  - Patrick Brown C/W - 2 years $800K 31 years old. 12 pts

- Jeremy Lauko - 2 years $775K

Still here: 

- Ulmark

- Gryzleck

 - Carlo

- Swayman -no new deal yet

Out:

  • The Bruins lost Bertuzzi because sweeney is an asshole 1 year 5.5 million with leafs

  • defensemen Dmitry Orlov (Carolina: two years, $7.75 million AAV), Connor Clifton (Buffalo: three years, $3.33m AAV), Jack Ahcan (Colorado: two years, $775k AAV) and forwards Chris Wagner (Colorado: one year), Garnet Hathaway (Philadelphia: two years, $2.375m AAV), Joona Koppanen (Pittsburgh: two years, $775k AAV), and Vinni Lettieri (Minnesota: two years, $775k AAV).

  • Sweeney on Patrice Bergeron and David Krejci: "We still have to hear a final word both from David Krejci and Patrice, so we'll keep an eye and an ear out for that and cross our fingers that maybe that falls our way."

  • Sweeney on a new contract for restricted free agent Jeremy Swayman: "He's been very consistent about where he wants to play hockey. I don't see why he wouldn't be playing hockey here now and moving forward for a long time. This is a really good young goaltender. We are excited about having him and Linus [Ullmark]."

Lines:

Marchand - Zacha - Pasta

Van Reimsdyke - Coyle - Debrusk

Aj Green - Geekie - Frederick

Lucic - Brown - Lauko/ Steen


Lindholm - McCavoy

GRyzlyk - Carlo

Forbort - Shattenkirk

Ulmark - Swayman



Prospects to look for

 - Fabian Lysell - RW 

- Mason Lohrie - D

 - John Beecher - C

- Marc Mcglughlin - RW

 - Bret Harrison - C/W

QUICK BREAK

WOULD YOU RATHER

Play professionally for your home town, never sell out, forever a hero, but neve win a championship or chase the rings 

Would you rather be able to see 10 minutes into the future or 150 years into the future?

Would you rather sell all of your possessions or one of your organs

Would you rather have every shirt you own be a little itchy or only ever to be allowed to use 1 ply of toilet paper

Would you rather be attacked by every dog that sees you or every bird that sees you

Would you rather have a vageen for a mouth or dicks for hands


SIMPLEST MINDS OF THE WEEK

Its Britney bitch - slap . 

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