Sweeney Sucks, Again
The Celtics are shedding salary and OUT on Dame. Don Sweeney’s miraculous run comes to an end because he’s an idiot. Will Jaylen Brown ever sign the extension; itchy shirt or stinky bum, and it’s Britney Bitch. PLUS it’s a button to your Mom’s blouse.
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Celtics Offseason
Grant Williams traded to Dallas for a handful of 2nd round picks.
4 years $54 million
Grant Williams or Malcolm Brogdon?
- Does Brogdon still get traded?
- Celtics get under the luxury tax with a Brogdon trade
* Who do you replace him with?
Free agent signings for depth
Dalano Banton - 6'9 PG
Oshae Brisette - SF
* Dame deal: -CELTICS ARE OUT ON DAME
Brogdon, Timelord/ Horford, Pritchard, salary filler, plus picks
Dame, Brown, Tatum, Porzingus, Horford - $173.7 million
$9 million to fill out your bench and stay under 2nd apron for 2023
OR
Trade Jaylen Brown
- Why hasn't he signed?
* Celtics not offering full max
* Contract stipulations from Browns camp to get out early
Are the Celtics shopping him again?
What does a deal for Dame look like with Jaylen Brown. Straight up? Take it?
- Include Brogdon and get back depth help at the wing
*Largest trade exception in NBA history is in Atlanta $25.3 million
Trae Young for Jaylen Brown. Do it?
Dejounte Murray and Saddiq Beh for Jaylen Brown?
Where Does Dame end up?
* Miami
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Sweeney Sucks again
18 months can't miss moves came crashing down for the Bruins
In:
- Milan Lucic, LW - 1 year $1 million 35 years old 19 pts last year 7 goals
- JAmes Van Reimsdyke, LW - 1 year $1million. 34 years old 29 pts. 12 goals
- Kevin Shattenkirk - RD - 1 year $1million 34 years old 27 pts 3 goals
- Morgan Geekie C/W - 2 years $2million. 24 years old. 28 pts
- Patrick Brown C/W - 2 years $800K 31 years old. 12 pts
- Jeremy Lauko - 2 years $775K
Still here:
- Ulmark
- Gryzleck
- Carlo
- Swayman -no new deal yet
Out:
The Bruins lost Bertuzzi because sweeney is an asshole 1 year 5.5 million with leafs
defensemen Dmitry Orlov (Carolina: two years, $7.75 million AAV), Connor Clifton (Buffalo: three years, $3.33m AAV), Jack Ahcan (Colorado: two years, $775k AAV) and forwards Chris Wagner (Colorado: one year), Garnet Hathaway (Philadelphia: two years, $2.375m AAV), Joona Koppanen (Pittsburgh: two years, $775k AAV), and Vinni Lettieri (Minnesota: two years, $775k AAV).
Sweeney on Patrice Bergeron and David Krejci: "We still have to hear a final word both from David Krejci and Patrice, so we'll keep an eye and an ear out for that and cross our fingers that maybe that falls our way."
Sweeney on a new contract for restricted free agent Jeremy Swayman: "He's been very consistent about where he wants to play hockey. I don't see why he wouldn't be playing hockey here now and moving forward for a long time. This is a really good young goaltender. We are excited about having him and Linus [Ullmark]."
Lines:
Marchand - Zacha - Pasta
Van Reimsdyke - Coyle - Debrusk
Aj Green - Geekie - Frederick
Lucic - Brown - Lauko/ Steen
Lindholm - McCavoy
GRyzlyk - Carlo
Forbort - Shattenkirk
Ulmark - Swayman
Prospects to look for
- Fabian Lysell - RW
- Mason Lohrie - D
- John Beecher - C
- Marc Mcglughlin - RW
- Bret Harrison - C/W
QUICK BREAK
WOULD YOU RATHER
Play professionally for your home town, never sell out, forever a hero, but neve win a championship or chase the rings
Would you rather be able to see 10 minutes into the future or 150 years into the future?
Would you rather sell all of your possessions or one of your organs
Would you rather have every shirt you own be a little itchy or only ever to be allowed to use 1 ply of toilet paper
Would you rather be attacked by every dog that sees you or every bird that sees you
Would you rather have a vageen for a mouth or dicks for hands
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