It’s Draft Day!
The NFL draft is here and thank god because the Celtics and Bruins have given us reasons to want a significant distraction. Cake or Dicks are on the table and we’re dropping C bombs! Plus who wants a mustache ride?!
The Celtics will never learn
HEADLINES with The OBVIOUS ONE
Curse of the Tuukka butthole
NFL Draft
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Simplest Minds of the Week
SHOW NOTES:
Cold Open
Opening Takes
Ray
Rich
Bobby
Show Run Down
Celtics never learn
Curse of the Tuukka Butthole
NFL Draft
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Simplest minds of the week
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Celtics Never Learn
119 - 115
10 pt lead 4 minutes left
* No Dejounte Murray
- Tatum PG. Eliminate this from the offense
* Tatum turnover
* Smart Turnover
* Brown Block
* Smart Fouls Trey Young
* Trey Young buries winner in Brown's eye
We need Jimmy Butler
- Marcus Smart in at the end of game
* Game 4 Smart sat until under 2 minutes left and game in hand
- Tatum isnt shooting well
- Doing pretty much everything else well until the last 4 minutes
- Jaylen Balling out (until last 3 minutes)
- Defense was lazy
* They still just think things will come to them
Around the NBA
- Jimmy Butler 56 points in game 4.
- eliminates Bucks in game 5
Pissy Giannis - "Not a failure of a season""
aka Bucks are dead in the water in the East
Kicks advance - toot toot
Lakers doing there best to shove Ja, Dillon Brooks, and the Memphis cunts in a locker
Warriors are back
Kawhi's load management fails.
- Suns look GOOD
HEADLINES with The OBVIOUS ONE
Round table dicsussion
Curse of the Tuukka Butthole
Bruins lose 4 - 3 in OT
- TURNOVERS
Game 5 was DOMINATED by the Bruins minus:
- Bertuzzi Turnover
- Stupid Lauzo Penalty
- Unreal stupid play from Ulmark in OT
at one point the Bruins had the first 40 shot attempts in a period
Marchand almost burried the game winner at the buzzer
WHEREs PASTA?!?!?!
Toot fucking toot Bill
2 useless goals. Thats it.
The most ice time on the team
1 billion turnovers
Zero impact plays
QUICK BREAK
NFL Draft
Update
Patriots at 14
- What to do what to do?
Trade Mac to Houston for #2 pick?
Bobby's Bukaki
- Tells us all about these sick college athletes
Aaron Rodgers trade to Jets complete
2023 pick swap
2023 2nd rnd pick
2023 conditional 2nd rnd pick
Lamar Jackson gets paid by Ravens
5 years $260 million
$185 mill guarantee
Dan Snyder still technically owns the Commanders right?
Afternoon Delight
Would you rather
Would you rather be a Jets fan or a Yankee Fan?
Would you rather be forced to always wear wife beaters or sports jerseys in public?
Simplest Minds of the Week
Marly Riveria
- Fired by ESPN for calling another reporter a "fucking cunt" trying to interview Aaron Judge
Big problem - this fucking cunt is the wife of the head of MLB Communications
Bronx Zoo
https://nypost.com/2023/04/27/vicious-peacock-bites-onlooker-after-escaping-bronx-zoo/