The Celtics get Smart

The Marcus Smart era is over in Boston. Trader Brad ships hiim to Memphis in exchange for Pozingus. Jack Jones need a fall guy and is not a thug. Eat shit or murder puppies? Dr. Big Mac has ZERO Sympathy for the Titan vessel crew.

  • Marcus Smart Trade

  • NBA Draft/ Off season

  • HEADLINES with The OBVIOUS ONE

  • Jack Jones is not a thug

  • Would you Rather

  • Simplest Minds of the Week

SHOW NOTES:

Cold open

opening takes

Bobby

Rich

Ray

show rundown

Celtics get smart

nba draft/ off season

jack jones

would you rather

simplest minds of the week

welcome

 - shank it - promo code simplest minds

Celtics get Smart

Marcus smart traded to grizzlies in 3 team trade bringing back Kristaps porzingus, pick swap and golden state 1st rounder in 2025

 - muscala and gallo out the door

Smart - heart and soul of the celtics. longest tenured.  buh bye

 - needed to happen two years ago. 

 -  brad is shedding the voices in the room louder than brown and tatum

Grant next,  have to trade borgdon after the clipper deal fell apart

  - reports are there was a separate deal for smart with hawks or raptors

Porzingus

 - Wizards 23 pts 8 rbs 4 asst. 1 blk

top 5 in pick and roll defense

top 5 in low post scoring

65 games last year

pussy european with injury history

Are the celtics better?

Whats next

 - Draft. package picks, brogdon/pritchard for wing depth and/or true PG

  -Max Van Fleet?

- Is a Jaylen Brown trade possible?

no

Headlines with the obvious one

NBA draft

 - Weybanyama is the only story?

  other than the Celtics making moves?

 Bobby bukaki

NBA off season

 chris paul to warriors

Bradley Beal to the suns

 Warriors zero 1st round picks for beal and porzingus

MJ sell hornets to pay off gambling debts

Zion williamson on the move... to a cold hell hole away from the bitties and bites

QUICK BREAK

Jack Jones pew pew

Jack Jones arrested for carrying two loaded guns into logan air port

what a fucking idiot - not a thug

 - hot shot lady lawyer taking on the world

- what does it mean for pats secondary?

 outside CB is thin

Free Agents - alex barth 98.5 

Marcus peters

Terreance mitchell

Fabian moreau

Allen, 29, has spent the last two years as one of, if not the best, cornerback in the USFL. With their season wrapping up in two weeks, he’s about to become a free agent once again.

A fifth-round pick by the Steelers in 2017, Allen has plenty of NFL experience too. At 6-foot-3, 210 pounds he brings tremendous size to the position. The Patriots have signed out of the spring leagues in the past, so it’s not unrealistic to think they could look there again.

DeAndre Hopkins left with out a contract


AFTERNOOON DELIGHT


WOuld you rather

 - Would you rather drown or burn to death

- would you rather be trapped under water or in the air 

- would you rather have to eat a little piece of shit every day for lunch or murder a puppy every day for lunch

Simplest minds of the week

Titantic submarine people. all around

Jack Jones

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