I smell a Rat
The Celtics could be looking at ch-ch-ch Changes even after an impressive two wins. Joe Judge gets dimed out by a rat in Foxboro. Rumor Has It Big Pharma is not to be fucked with and the Simplest Minds of the Week take on the Swifties. PLUS Soggy Bloggy Boys lose their shit.
Ch-Ch-Ch Changes for the C’s
Game 5 recap with Commish
HEADLINES with The OBVIOUS ONE
The Patriots have a rat
Rumor Has It
Simplest Minds of the Week
cold open
Opening Takes
Bobby -
Rich -
Ray -
Show rundown
Ch-ch-ch changes - celtics
Patriots have a rat
Rumor has it
Simplest minds of the week
Welcome - Youtube, iheart, i tunes
Shank it Golf - promocode - IRENE?
Ch-ch-ch Changes for the Celtics
Game 3
Celtics 102 - Heat 128
- gutless pukes
Turn overs 15. 20 points for heat
26% for 3 cletics
54% form 3 heat
statistically fairly even minus shots falling and vageeens falling out of their shorts
Game 4
celtics 119 - heat 99
40% 3pt celtics
25% 3pt heat
10 turnovers - all in 1st quarter? Celtics
15 - heat
24 - 18 fouls for Celtics. Did refs seem iffy to start?
66% from the line for celtics - woof
stats dont mean shit.
Celtics lost rebounds, pts in paint, pts of turnovers, fouls.
Its about 3's. that sucks
"dont let em get one" - smart/ brown
- Shots fell. They didnt feel bad for themselves so they played defense
* down 9 twice. a couple knock attempts from the heat. Celtics bounce back
I learned nothing about this team from game 4
- they go as Tatum Goes
Jaylen Brown blows. The playoffs expose his game.
The excuses
-Ime is all of a sudden an issue
- injuries to Jaylen and Brogdon
Coach Smart
- Took the coaches seat . Making substitutions?
Game 5
- No gabe vincent
Is it a series?
NBA teams 0 - 150 in 0 - 3 series
- heat in 7
HEADLINES with the OBVIOUS ONE
Patriots have a rat
Patriots penalized 2 OTA practices
- Generally this is for padded practices.
* Ben Watson dimed the Ravens out in 2013
- Immediately let go
Who was the rat?
#1 Mac Jones
#2 Jack Jones
#3 Matt Patricia
#4 Nick Folk
#5 Bill Belichick
Mac Jones
- Unanimously voted #2 QB in NFL - Draft class of 2021. PFF
PFF also simulated the Patriots to 11 wins - Red Pills for everyone
What is the best Position group on the Pats - musketfire
1. Safety - Dugger, Phillips, Peppers, Jalen Mills
2 . O- line - Onwenu, andrews x2 @ C, Strange, Brown, Riley Reiff, Sow, Calvin Anderson,
3. D- Line - Wise, Godchaux, Guy, Barmore (Judon, Uche, dieon white)
4. Tight end - Henry, Gesicki ?????
Actual #1 - Special teams
What does that say about your team?
What are the SMS worst pos groups?
LB - Bently, mac wilson, tavai, ?????? Mapu
QB - mac, zappe, Malik cunningham, chase sorely
RBs? - Stevenson, James Robinson, Pierre strong, JJ taylor, Kevin Harris
WR - Ju ju, parker, bourne, thorton, rookies,
DeAndre Hopkins?
RUMOR HAS IT
Deandre hopkins doesnt dismiss Patriots trade
"Obviously, of course I’ve heard a lot of rumors of people calling,” Hopkins said. "I would definitely say the Patriots were one of the teams. Obviously, I would say the Bills were one of those teams that I heard. I didn’t have direct conversations, but seeing what’s on Twitter, what’s on Instagram, you’ve got to pay attention to some of those things. Really, those are the only two teams that I paid attention to that I was like, 'All right, let me see if social media’s right.'"
Ohtani to the Red Sox
"It’s an arms race in the American League East, TWSN's Gavin Patrick wrote Tuesday. "The (Tampa Bay) Rays don’t seem to be slowing down anytime soon and the (New York) Yankees could be in on Ohtani should he become a free agent. Boston only has one prospect inside the top 75 of MLB.com’s Top 100 prospects (Marcelo Mayer at No. 5 overall), so he’d likely have to be packaged with other young talent and draft picks to get Ohtani. If the Red Sox can pull off a deal, they go from a cellar team in their division to a postseason contender immediately. Not only that, they keep an elite player like Ohtani out of the Yankees' hands for the foreseeable future."
There have been some reasons to be optimistic about Ohtani suiting up for the Red Sox in the future. Red Sox part-owner Tom Werner gushed over the value of Ohtani earlier in the season.
MassLive's Chris Cotillo rather confidently said that if Ohtani were to reach free agency, Boston would be involved.
“You know, I get asked that every time I come out here and I have to give the same answer, which is that we can’t talk about it…somebody else’s player,” Bloom said. Some analysts think the Red Sox could be in contention but given the team’s current state, they would have to give up too much to make such a trade.
Big Pharma killed Kobe
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SIMPLEST MINDS OF THE WEEK
Dad spends $21,000 of Swifty tix because he was forced to
In November, Silva bought four tickets for Swift’s “The Era’s Tour” stop at Gillette Stadium on May 19 as a Christmas gift for his 19-year-old daughter Katlyn.
The entire set, purchased through StubHub cost Silva $1,800, but he was still empty-handed days before the show.
He opted to go through a different ticket site where he met the massive $21,000 price tag — 11 times the total amount he paid.
“This is just not right,” Silva told WCVB. “In my opinion, they should not wait until the day before for the tickets to be sent out by the re-seller.”
StubHub, the third-party ticket exchange and resale company, has a policy where tickets aren’t sent to the purchaser until after the day before the event and alternative tickets weren’t available.
JNCO Jeans are back!
- Paolo Banchero SLAM Magazine cover
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