You have $500 million dollars and hate your life
If you gave any American a half billion dollars you would probably be so happy, bills paid, a bunch of fuck you money, and could probably get your dream girl. But what if I told you that there is a man that made this and is the most depressed human being living in America today.
That man would be Patrick Mahomes. You may ask your self, how is this man depressed? He is the starting Quarterback for the Kansas City Chiefs, he is known as one of the best Quarterbacks in the NFL, and he has one of the richest contracts in the sport today. Well what if I also told you that his two closest people in his life are the reason this guy is miserable.
Exhibit A. Jackson Mahomes
Imagine being so gifted and being able to help your family out where they don’t have to work, they get to travel to all your games and just be your number 1 fan. Well that’s what Patrick did for his brother Jackson. So most of us would sit in the background and let our brother get all the attention since that’s what they are here to see. But Jackson declined that option and instead make cringe worthy Tik Tok videos, sit in the press box and throw water on opposing team fans, and just dance his talentless ass off for his “followers”. So much attention this year was brought on to Jackson for him dancing over Sean Taylor’s number while the Washington Football Team was remembering the late player. During a loss Jackson was caught throwing water on fans because the Chiefs loss and he did not like that. After every loss you can head right to Jackson’s Tik Tok page and just see everyone roast him. Brings a smile to my face. But what if there was someone else fueling the fire, telling Jackson make these videos and do this dumb shit.
Exhibit B. Brittany Matthews
Your high school sweet heart, the girl that loved you before you were big and famous, you figure she would be the one that would understand the most and not try to get famous off of you. Nah, she also declined and like Jackson has been an embarrassment all season long for Patrick. The person usually recording these cringe worthy videos the you can see Jackson doing is filmed by Brittany. Not only was she doing that but drenching fans with Champagne after the Chiefs beat the Buffalo Bills, these fans did not ask for that and i’m sure there were children in the stands that she soaked alcohol with. These two are terrible human beings and makes people feel bad for Patrick. I am one that used to hate Patrick because he was so gifted and would always see him in the AFC championship games and was a threat to the Patriots dynasty while Tom Brady was still here. But now, seeing his fiancé and brother make a fool out of the Mahomes name you can’t help but feel bad for him. The videos of the three of them together and he looks so sad and embarrassed and the recent video of him at Texas Tech and Brittany trying to be the center of attention.
Moral of the story all the money in the world can't make you happy if you have an insufferable fiancé and a douche of a brother looking for all the attention.