The greatest trade in the history of America
As I sit here in my sweats and t shirt having a little bit of the Sunday scaries, I realize I have another day off due to Presidents Day. Now if you listen to our show or know the Queen at all, he categorizes holidays by drinking holidays and I am 100% sure that this one does not fall on his calendar as a holiday. In fact, Presidents Day is a useless day, in the middle of February where you can’t do jack shit because its to cold outside, your kids are off from school so your in the house watching Fancy Nancy and Pokemon on repeat and want to take a 2x4 to the head until its time for bed. Now, we don’t talk politics but for this blockbuster trade is to go down we must.
We celebrate Presidents Day for George Washington’s birthday but we celebrate it on the 3rd Monday in February, what the actual shit is that. So Washington didn’t have a specific day for his day of birthday to celebrate let us just do it every 3rd Monday in the shittiest month of the year. It just makes zero sense, let us take a day off where Americans can benefit from having the day to reflect on and recoup and relax. So here is what I ask, let us trade in Presidents day and give us the day after the Super Bowl off. Wouldn’t we all benefit more from having the day after drinking and eating unhealthy foods where we can sleep in and just reflect on how much I drank the night before. Think about the cities that are in the game, for the times the Patriots were in it I couldn’t fall a sleep after, you’re up from being on the edge of your seat, win or lose the nerves get to you and I don’t feel its right as an American citizen that I have to blow a vacation day, instead give me the day off paid as a holiday. Since we don’t celebrate Washington’s actual birthday call it that day instead so the car companies who seem to be the only businesses that take advantage of this “holiday” so they can have their piece of the pie too. I don’t know the proper protocols on this matter but whatever needs to be done to make this happen in 2023 please tell me because I’ll get on it, as for now i’m preparing for kids shows for the next 24 hours. SHOOT ME