Mac Jones stars as Achilles

He’s never actually felt pain. That’s the only explanation for this act of sheer terror in the face of a “pretty severe” sprain. It’s like when Achilles was stricken by the arrow. Not even the River Styx could save these two immortals.

Any white guy above the age of 30 refuses to jump in the paint of a men’s league basketball game because of the trauma caused by rolled ankles. I’m talking high ankle sprains out the ass, can’t put your show back on, and still driving home riding the clutch. Mac looks like Dr. Big Mac when they amputate his tootsie from The Diabetes.

I had an assumption that Mac was tough because of the beating he took early last year and gutting it out. Even after week 1’s “back spasms” he gets the benefit of the doubt. So, if a picture says a 1,000 words this one screams “Death is upon me!”

or “The Screaming Kate Hudson look alike Cat lady”

OR "“I don’t want to play for Matt “skinny ray” Patricia anymore”.

OR “The first time I watched Armageddon”

OR “I’m crying more on the inside”

OR “Draft another QB”

Maybe I’m just frustrated because Mac has looked mediocre at best. It’s been a clear back track from last season when we expecting a leap forward. Yes, a lot can be blamed on the walking nut sack leading the offense.

Look, the eye test tells us Mac is rattled and the stats tell us he’s not been great. That picture tells us he’s got a full diaper.

Sike! Chess vs. Checkers bitches. Last play of the game seem a little suspicious to you? This doesn’t look the type of guy that would bait the opponent into thinking he was hurt? Just to cobra strike the jugular!

P.S. I hold the right to completely disregard this entire opinion if Mac comes back in a few weeks and tears it up. As a “journalist” I am held to a higher standard that I pay absolutely no attention to as a fan (drunk).

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