Joe Mazzula is about to win an NBA championship with the Celtics

This has very little to do with Joe Mazzula. I’m just playing the odds and begging for a shift in tides for Boston Sports. Let’s look at the facts

  • The Celtics are still Vegas’ odds on favorite to win the chip even after Ime’s pee pee parade was exposed.

  • Tatum and Brown are the best young tandem in the league and top 5 in general. Tatum is a 1st team All NBA talent

  • They are hungrier than Dr. Big Mac on Thanksgiving.

  • When healthy they have the deepest line up in the league

  • Reigning DOPY

  • Mazzula himself is highly regarded. aka he doesnt suck. Maybe

All of this should remain the same for at least this year and next depending on if Jaylen Brown resigning. If he does the window is even longer. Tatum and Brown are in years 6 and 7. That is traditionally break through time for NBA players.

So, congratulations to Joe Mazzula. He should Ime a free Porn subscription as a thank you when he hangs banner 18.

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