Welcome to the Future

“Brian Hoyer was the best QB in camp” - Sources.

Not my words. Axel Edward Brian Hoyer is about to get a stretch of six games and carry this team to a strong and steady position in the AFC East on the backs of Touchdowns and titties! Touchdowns are a guarantee. Titties come free.

Mac Jones is hurt and feuding with grampa Bill. Even when/ if Mac comes back what are we looking at? A disgruntled gen Z 2nd year QB who has looked shaky at best?

Nay, Brian Hoyer’s 16-23 career has all been building to this moment. The reverse Brady. The injury opens the door for this old bald bitch to drag a less than stellar roster to a miraculous super bowl run the likes of which Jesus himself couldn’t muster. Am I suggesting Brian Hoyer is Jesus? No. Could he be? Maybe. Shalom.