The Bad
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CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE: Bill Belichick remains the coach of the New England Patriots
THE BAD
One last gasp of air for Bill in 2025 see’s him fall 1 win short of Shula which finally sends Mr. Kraft to the long goodnight. Jonathan Kraft in a fit of grief and rage sells the team to an emboldened Dan Snyder. Back from Cuba after beating the FBI wrap and looking for blood. Blood and cash. He liquidizes Patriots place. Melts down the brand new Tom Brady statue only to build his own statue depicting him defiling Roger Godell. We all cheer initially, but soon come to realize the mockery this satanist buffoon has turned our once proud franchise into. We’re the Red Skins. And Snyder literally changes the name to the Boston Red Skins. Red Skins and Red Sox are close enough. John Henry and Dan Snyder combine evil forces turning Fenway Park into petting zoo for Gen Z radical liberals to stroke each other’s non binary, transspecies beards. Baseball nerds watch from the press box crunching the number of strokes and stream it on Twitch. The ratings are through the roof. Henry and Snyder pivot 100% to online transpecies pet stroking, completely dismantling the Patriots once and for all and officially killing baseball all together.
So, sure bring back Belichick, If you’re down with destroying America’s most beloved past time and crippling your favorite NFL franchise for generations.
