When will teams learn Belichick’s disciples aint got no wine

Kyle Van Noy on the difference between Brian Flores as a LB Coach and Brian Flores as a Head Coach. “No Comment.”

The Miami Dolphins are the latest on the long list of the Next Best thing that are crumbling before our eyes. Now to be fair to Miami they are always labelled the next best thing in the AFC East only to fall on their face time and time again. Anyone listening to the show would know that I had this belief even before the beginning of last season. Toot. toot.

Miami and Brian Flores clearly are not alone on this list though.

Charlie Weiss - Notre Dame - Fail

Romeo Crennel - Cleveland Browns - Fail

Eric Mangina - NY Jets - Fail. Snitch.

Josh McDaniels - Denver - Fail. Tebow.

Bill O’Brien - (PSU - not bad after rapey McCreep tore that shit down) - Houston - Fail

Matt Patricia - Detroit - Not just a fail. Catastrophe. Literally lost the locker room the day he walked in it. Because he thought he could walk on water and turn water into wine. No, no Saint Pat. You couldn’t turn Gatorade into Pruno on your best day. They replaced him with the knee cap biter.

When will you learn NFL? There can only be one Highlander!

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Oops. There can only be one Highlander!

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