The definitive list why the Patriots offense sucks
With out further ado. The Commish’s definitive list of why the offense sucks:
Patricia - The O-Line coach. This failed bag suck wears many hats for this team. The latest to climb the reasons for the offensive struggle is O-line coach. Between injuries and lack of talent or buy in, Matty P aint the guy to glue this thing back together. It will ultimately be what sinks the ship
Joe Judge - The QB coach who initiated and supported a not so silent quarterback controversy instead of helping to bring the #15 over all pick back into the fold after a rough start. Joe Judge once ran TWO QB sneaks as the Giants head coach because he could not anything else. This is your #2 on the offensive side of the ball. The struggles with this unit start squarley with the coaches.
Patricia the play caller. There were flashes of improvement against the Jets. There were some wrinkles in the scheme. They even had enough to get Jonnu Smith some open looks. However, the lack of awareness, creativity, consistency, or general wherewithall. Situational football used to be this team’s calling card. It’s now their achilles heal.
-O-line. Injuries, lack of talent, or inexperience. Simply put they suck. Trent Brown who could be considered a bright spot leads the team with 6 sacks given up. The team has allowed 26 over all. Sixteen in the last 3 games. It’s not like it’s just the passing game that’s a problem either. We have no idea what kind of running team this is and neither do they.
The next couple could be lumped under Patricia somewhere, but I find it best to really flesh out the suck when identifying a problem
Play calling. Ya, I’m going back to this as a single reason. No rhythm. No clue.
Scheme. What is it? Power run? Zone run? Spread? Two tight end? For years Belichick as treated a portion of the season to determine what his team does well and then they hone in on it and move towards perfection around Thanksgiving. The Turkeys running this offense can even ID what they do good to start this process. Just swinging their gibblets blindly in the wind.
Buy in. Players know when they have shit coaching. Professionals will still go out and do their job, but it’s human nature to let up when your heart is not in it. I saw on Mac’s face half way through the 3rd quarter vs the Jets after the 4th or 5th time getting his dick caved in by Jets DLs.
Pass catchers. The professionals that watch the tape have been making a lot of noise about the routes being run by the pass catchers. Either they are not ready for the ball soon enough or their coaches are getting them too depp into routes for the OL to handle it. Turn your head dick heads.
Belichick - Fire everyone. The old man needed to land on this list eventually. This is his operation. His decisions. You get the glory and you get the blame. Fire everyone.
This is where you really have to start peering deep into the cracks of despair. When you have seen the highest of mountain tops as Bill Belichick’s Patriots have there is a long way to fall when things go south. That landslide doesn’t begin with an over weight Detroit villain. It starts with - Gisele Buncheon
Super G - As soon as this little minx started getting into the ear of our beloved adopted New England Son with all that Johnny f-ing Foxboro nonsense the discord began.
Tom Brady - How dare you. A man of stature should not be so easily swayed by the lure of the most famous and rich supermodel on the planet. And look where it has gotten you? Divorced and broke. Looking like Skeletor.
Bon Jovi - Where have you been? I don’t know about you, but I always feel a little bit better when the steel horse rider is in the building. That wispy haired rock god brings a different energy that emanates from the top down. From Kraft in the box to Belichick on the field.
These next examples bring us back to the field of play. Some real hands on options if you will
Edelman and his shitty knees. This unit needs a leader. A catalyst. Someone with real championship pedigree. Thanks for nothing Julian’s knees.
Bailey Zappe - Just good enough to cast doubt. If you have two quarterbacks you have none
-Nick Folk - Stop making FGs. Your greatness has not allowed Mac Jones to force his way into the end zone. Why would you when you’ve got a guaranteed 3 anywhere inside of 49?
Aaron Hernandez - This Dark cloud really put a clamp on Bill’s draft strategies leading to multiple year of less than stellar drafts. You pick one manic murder and all of a sudden you need be become risk adverse.
Mac Jones. Look, as the quarterback you need to take accountability for your unit unless your name is Zach Wilson and your face is a living vagine cleanser. Can Mac be better? Sure. I’m not sure how, but as QB he needs to find a way.
Welp. There you have it. Pretty straight forward. Could this list have some holes? Sure I suppose. But, frankly I think we nailed it.
Now that we identified the issues is the offense fixable? Nope.
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