The Red Sox Have a New Manager
Tristan Casas is Still a Tool. The term "tool" gets thrown around a lot in sports, but if there were ever a player who truly embodied that insult, it’s Tristan Casas.
Every time this guy opens his mouth, he sounds like a complete dink. Add in the bizarre superstitions, the mid-game sunbathing, and the overall attitude, and you’ve got yourself a Grade-A clown.
When asked about the Rafael Devers controversy at third base, Casas didn’t just give a quick answer—he basically laid out an entire defensive strategy for the Red Sox. Someone slap a GM hat on this guy and send Craig Breslow packing.
On second thought, “douchebag” might actually be the more fitting term for this dude.
The Red Sox Youth Movement? Not So Fast.
Mayer? Anthony? Campbell? Making the team? Not a chance.
The Sox have been trying to move Casas for a year, and now you see why. This is the kind of player who never lives up to expectations—an underachiever destined to disappoint. Mark my words: Casas is a loser who came up in a loser organization. He’s the poster child for why teams should never tank, but instead do everything in their power to win. Otherwise, you end up with soft, entitled stiffs like Casas—players who only show up when they feel 100%, never deliver in big moments, and become dead weight on a struggling roster.
The best-case scenario? Casas starts off hot, has a solid first half, and the Red Sox flip him at the trade deadline for some real pitching help.
Unless, of course, Alex Cora is still taking lineup advice from him.