Seasonal depression makes people act like delusional assholes

Seasonal depression is such a cunt, I used to live with someone who had it. They became a delusional asshole that I would lock my self in my room to avoid contact between October to April. His mood swings were worse than a teenage girls, his poor me routine deserved an Oscar, but through all that he wasn’t as bad as this group of assholes.

America has some great holidays just ask the Queen. From the drinking holidays, to the family holidays they are all great because they have a month or time frame where you celebrate it. A little fun fact about my self, I love Thanksgiving, that’s my jam. Wake up after a night of drinking with old faces, crack open a beer head out for a day of eating and drinking. How the hell can you not like this holiday and how can you skip over it like these assholes do. November is a time to celebrate this holiday, as soon as Halloween is over its time for Thanksgiving. But no these seasonal depressed folks go from Halloween straight to Christmas by decorating their houses, playing Christmas music and for some mind blowing reason they put up a tree.

Rules of my house, we do not watch Christmas movies until the day after Thanksgiving. Christmas music can not be played until December 1st, and a tree lights and decorations go up December 1st. I loathe the people that feel it’s acceptable to put out Christmas stuff right now. Let me enjoy my favorite holiday and then after that have at it, play Mariah Carey and do the Christmas Vacation light display, just after I eat my last bit of apple pie. Is that so much to ask for?

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