The Patriots are a mental health crisis
My first thought was Peppers murked out AVP or Eliot Wolf. Based on the roster and offensive performances you could understand this hypotheses. That’s what I thought until I learned he was arrested Saturday not Sunday. So, this could have been the nuclear option to simply avoid taking the field ever again for this wretched excuse for a football team. Either way the ramifications of the rock bottom shit sack of suck that is the New England Patriots has potentially spilled out of the building and resulted in violence off the field.
Disclaimer for snowflakes; These are jokes and we do not condone domestic violence at simple minds sports. (Unless he/she/they/them suggests the offensive play calling is acceptable)
Seriously, Jabril Peppers is an asshole. A coked out adrenaline filled piece of shit for attacking his girl friend. That is undeniable. I’m just wondering why he did it? And specifically is it because the Patriots are so fucking bad at football?
I mean, how many TVs have been destroyed in the greater Boston Metropolitan area since the middle of September? And many "Honey, calm down its just a game”’ s resulted in divorce or .22 slugs pulled out of drywall? The amount of sad beers has reached an unsustainable level. Think of the long term damage being done to our internal organs because something called Christian Ellis committing pass interference’s 10 yards from the sticks on 3rd down because he can’t even line up properly.
This team has been the life blood of so many hard working New Englanders for decades and now they are tearing us apart. The Kraft’s and their dogshit operation of a football franchise is destroying us one family at a time.
(I reserve the right to completely retract these statements as soon as the team starts winning)
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