Neigh like a horse if you were right about Gisele
My public enemy number 1. Our version of Yoko Ono who broke up the band essentially. I hate Gisele, I did while Brady was here, I hated her after the Super Bowl loss where she stated, “My husband can’t throw and catch the ball.”
Tom was a lovable player in his early years, but once he met Gisele things went south, I could see the writing on the wall, this man wouldn't finish his career in cold, non Costa Rica weather that Gisele was accustom too. I was hoping to be wrong, something I rarely do, but after that 2019 game, with a pick 6 to end the playoff game, I knew that was it.
Brady lost his smile
On to 2020 where Brady chooses Tampa and the #deadtome began. I hated Gisele but hated the man that she morphed into the complete opposite of what he was here in New England. I set off to piss off as many Tom Brady/Buccaneer fans as I could, they were in fact the absolute worst sports fans in the country, even worse than Steelers fans.
But as 2022 started winding down, a change of heart not just from me, but from Thomas Edward Patrick Brady. He had finally seen the light. During training camp Tom took a leave of absence from the team, for what? Guesses were all over the place from he’s doing the Mask Singer, he was on a retreat to find himself, he is on a family vacation, to the one that I was hoping was true, Tom and Gisele are having marital problems. Jackpot! Tom retired for 40 days, that’s all it took for him to spend with his family and realize, “Fuck this.”
Tom was given a choice by Gisele, you either pick your family or you pick football, and before Gisele could finish her sentence, Tom was headed to the Buccaneers facility.
But what if there was another piece of this story that no one really knew about. What if Gisele was cheating on the GOAT?
Reports are coming out that Gisele is on vacation with her Jiu-Jitsu instructor who’s name is I don’t give a fuck. Pretty quick to move on don’t we think? It’s been a month since you have been separated and already taking trips with that guy.
Gisele ruined a lot of great things, the Brady Belichick relationship, possibly another Super Bowl in New England, Brady retiring as a Patriot, the statue and shrine that would have been built at Foxborough Place, even a little piece of my young adult life. So in closing two things, the first being I hope Gisele gets and STD from this guy. Second, Tommy if you ever need a wingman or someone to do a favor for you, we got a guy for that.
