Simplest Minds of the Week

Nick Sirianni lost his mind

Eagles HC Nick Sirianni appears to have some words towards the crowd as the clocked ticked down in the Philly victory. pic.twitter.com/XILkMvVamD

— FOX Sports: NFL (@NFLonFOX) October 13, 2024

Any middle aged man that is not going bald or loses a bet who shaves his head has lost his damn mind. This guy is a certified tool bag. No chance he’s head coach of the Eagles in 2025.

Bag full of drugs

Police discover drugs in bag labelled 'definitely not a bag full of drugs'

The stash was discovered in Portland, Oregon, when officers stopped a driver and passenger inside an allegedly stolen car.

Pictured along with the items recovered from the vehicle was a small brown make-up bag with the words "definitely not a bag full of drugs" written on the front.

Despite the claim on the vanity case, more than 10g of fentanyl and meth was reportedly found inside.

Last night pro-active police work from East Precinct night shift officers resulted in the location of a stolen vehicle in the area of SE 162/Division. There was a bag full of drugs, scales, money, loaded firearm. Driver and passenger taken into custody - multiple charges pending. pic.twitter.com/UpvzZtMQXi

— PPB East Precinct (@ppbeast) October 9, 2024

So stupid it’s genius

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