If boobs are worth $165K what could we get for the Dark Side of the Fupa?

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So this Corina Kopf made headlines this week Tweeting that she made $165,000 buy selling a picture of her boobs. Couple thoughts,

#1 Good for her. Woman power, hear me roar.

#2 Everyone assumes it was a guy who shelled out the dough. Are we still that short sighted in a 2021 society? Why? Because Men still own the wage gap or because we love tittays? Woman are cranking in the chedder too, just ask Corina and how dare you disrespect the love for Breasticales from our Gay community. (For the Record is was definitely a guy, and he should be put on a watch list.)

#3 A picture? Dude, Playboy is dead and gone. If this was like a NFT hologram and bounced when you shook like like a snow globe, maybe. But, a picture? Is it even tangible? I bet he printed it on some grainy Staples 8 x 11 office grade shit for “re-usable purposes.”

So, I beg the question. Couldn’t we find something a little more interesting than pair of knee knockers? I would like to present an alternative.

We here at Simple Minds Sports call it “The Dark Side of the Fupa”. It’s fucking magnificent. Of course I can’t reveal the subject matter here, but I can give you a glimpse at the owner.

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Lets all do our part to better our society and move forward as a people. The bidding for the “Dark Side of the Fupa” NFT will start at $100,000. DM us.


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