The Shows being put on by MLB pitchers could rival Philadelphia’s last remaining Go Go club.

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My lord I have the vapors. So much belt removal with so much vigor. It could make whore blush.

This is honestly a freaking sight to see. I can’t tell if I love it or hate it. My gut tells me to hate it because baseball is dead to me, but seeing this cry baby pitchers put through the ringer makes my dead heart tick just a bit.

I can’t believe guys like Max Scherzer are coming out complaining this hard about this. The guy is was named directly in these Sports Illustrated articles. They have Venmo accounts and text exchanges asking for the infamous Bubba to send them the sticky icky. Even willing to splurge on over night shipping. In Spring Training no less!

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This is what ya call a smoking gun Max. And you’re not even getting in trouble for it. Ask Barry Bonds if he thinks you’re being treated un fairly for doing something everyone else was doing. You got caught. The consequence is you have to let an obese power hungry middle aged man feel you up once an inning or so. It aint that bad.

There are a lot of people who have gone a long time through this pandemic with the enjoyment of human touch. We need this. So enjoy these G rated peep shows while they last, but I lied in the title. They are no Pens Port Pub, but it still makes me giggle. Dance Monkeys.

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