Kyrie Irving is leading a cult in the NBA

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Former Boston Celtics point guard and National Basketball Players Association Vice President Kyrie Irving in particular has in recent days begun “following and liking Instagram posts from a conspiracy theorist who claims that ‘secret societies’ are implanting vaccines in a plot to connect Black people to a master computer for ‘a plan of Satan’.”

Kyrie Irving was not satisfied with NBA Champion, or fraud intellectual, or fraud religious follower, he needed to add public health threat to the resume and now is working on his doctorate in Fuck Baggery by starting a cult.

If I have not made this clear enough over the past several years, FUCK Kyrie Irving to the moon. Let him dump the shit out of his mouth in space as he looks at the sphere that is Earth you self absorbed, maniacally, little cunt.

From the very first interview he did with First Take when the Celtics traded for him you could tell this kid was full of shit. Dancing around questions about leaving Lebron in a very “13 year old boy trying to learn how to lie way”.

As a Celtics fan we tried to ignore it, but good god even that ended quickly. Should we run down his greatest hits? This is just off the top of my head.

  • The Earth is flat. Oh, and teachers are dumb assholes for teaching it’s round

  • Asking Brad Stevens at 8am practice, what does Government mean to you?

  • The illuminati 3rd all seeing eye

  • “Fuck Thanksgiving”

  • “Suck my Dick” to a fan - mercurial

  • Telling the Celtics faithful he would like to be back.

  • Conspiring with KD to get to Brooklyn.

  • Taking a silent sabbatical from the Nets with out telling his coach or ownership when he was actually just at a birthday party refusing to follow Covid protocols.

  • Calling for NBA Players to boycott the bubble (That he wasn’t going to) and start their own league where the players chose where they want to play and there are no owners because of some vague bullshit racist theory with acknowledging the opportunity and fortune he has amassed through the NBA.

  • Speaking of racist. Not so subtly calling Boston fans racists to deter from the story of him returning back to Boston after stabbing them in the back and ducking the Garden for 2 years. A real champion for social justice there.

  • Stomping on the Celtics logo as if Danny Ainge and the Celtics organization didn’t bend over backwards for him.


    Kyrie Irving is easily the most hate-able athlete in Pro Sports right now. If we don’t count the real criminals, Antonio Brown and likes. However, he has influence over the game to the tune of what is starting to feel like a 50 - 60 person cult.

In a new piece for Rolling Stone detailing this situation regarding vaccine holdouts and a small but influential cadre of anti-vaccine players continue to impact the NBA, journalist Matt Sullivan laid out a scene sure to make supporters of modern medical science uncomfortable at best.

Noting that of the “fifty to sixty NBA players … yet to receive a single vaccine dose” the majority “are considered merely reluctant skeptics,” a subset “amount to their own shadow roster of anti-vaxxers mounting a behind-the-scenes resistance to Covid protocols — and the truth.”

Perhaps more concerning, per Sullivan’s sources, this “Moderna microchip misinformation campaign has spread across multiple NBA locker rooms and group chats.”

Kyrie Irving is no longer mercurial or mis understood. He’s also not just crazy, although he’s getting there. He’s a delusional, self righteous, douche bag. We all know these type of people. They think they are the smartest guy in the room because they dive down YouTube videos and have dissected “Loose Change” a few times. “JET FUEL CAN”T MELT STEAL!!!!”

Smug arrogant pricks that you couldn’t even share a beer with because he’d tell you all about the number of shrubs that had to die for you to get drunk or some stupid shit as he sports a pair of personalized Nike’s a couple poor Chinese boys died making.

The cult leader thing is no joke, though. Look back in history at the most famous cults. The leaders didn’t start crazy. No one follows a truly crazy person. They followed confident smug assholes willing to tell you things can be different and better if you follow their vision.

Imagine what this fake Duke graduate can do with the $100 million he has acquired through basketball, which by the way seems to more and more be on the back burner for him. Good look KD and Harden. With that money and albeit the waining influence he has in the NBA, this cult could land a Netflix doc in 10 years. You can totally see Kyrie with a big gross beard, slightly balding, sitting on some golden throne as his dumb ass minions dick around with camcorders trying to film another shitty Uncle Drew movie.

P.S. I would love to see an actual debate between Kyrie and Kareem Adbul Jabbar. What a blood bath. EXPOSE HIM!

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Patience among many with such views is wearing thin in many parts, such as with Hall of Fame big man Kareem-Abdul Jabbar. “The NBA should insist that all players and staff are vaccinated or remove them from the team,” said the Lakers legend to the Rolling Stone reporter.

“There is no room for players who are willing to risk the health and lives of their teammates, the staff, and the fans simply because they are unable to grasp the seriousness of the situation or do the necessary research. What I find especially disingenuous about the vaccine deniers is their arrogance at disbelieving immunology and other medical experts.”

“Yet, if their child was sick or they themselves needed emergency medical treatment, how quickly would they do exactly what those same experts told them to do?” asks Jabbar rhetorically.

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