College Basketball is better than the NBA

I’ve heard Queen Bitch Tits bitching about how March Madness is dumb and pointless. He’s no watching the tournament because it’s boring. Excuse me Queen are you high? Wait don’t answer that.

I am writing this after sitting in front of the tv eating dinner and watching two teams I would never watch and I see an upset of a 15 seed to a 2 seed. Do you ever see any of this magic in the NBA? Here is a question. Do you even know where Oral Roberts is located? I have not the slightest idea but I know they cost a lot of people money today and that makes me happy!

Watching games and seeing fans act the game is life or death is amazing. I’ve only gotten emotional during a sporting event a few times, KG’s anything is possible and Pat’s Falcons Super Bowl. But these college fans are incredible! Look at this dork just crying his little heart out seeing Northwestern lose to Gonzaga. It is pure entertainment that you will never see from NBA fans or their players.

As a degenerate gambler how can you not love this tournament? Just sitting in your chair, drinking White Birch Brewing beers, and watching sports. But The Queen has better things to do I suppose. What are they? No one knows, but all we keep hearing is how important they are.