Simplest Minds of the Week
SIMPLEST MINDS of THE WEEK 2.2.24
The Diaper Spa
https://whdh.com/news/diaper-spa-in-nh-catering-to-adults-with-trauma-raises-eyebrows-concerns/
This world is wildly weird as fuck. I can not describe the Diaper Spa better than the article. I’ll give you the cliff notes and heavy hitters:
The Diaper Spa website lists it as the “only physician-owned Diaper Spa in the world” and says it is open to “all diaper-wearing individuals who seek acceptance, respite, and care”.
Colleen Ann Murphy, the owner of the spa, said the spa and its services are non-sexual and do not cater to any fetish, but instead are catered to individuals looking to regress and heal.
“It helps them process whatever trauma it was,” Murphy said. “A lot of times it’s childhood trauma when they were in diapers or just getting out of diapers and they want to feel that safety that they had before that.”
Isn’t that something?! What makes this incredibly special for us here at Simple Minds Sports is the only Diaper Spa in the world is located in our home state, New Hampshire. Respect, Simple Minds.
Derlin Roberts - The fake sign language lady
https://www.instagram.com/reel/C2iWnyZL9wT/?igsh=c29obnN4ZG43ZGxx
This women was hired multiple times as a sign language interpreter. The latest was at a County Sheriff office. She has been caught and charged on multiple counts of fraud.
One viewer described her performance like this;
“Waved her arms like she was singing jingle bells”
Who is the simpler mind? The fake sign language lady or the idiots hiring a fake sign language lady?
DeAndre Ayton
This was a Dr. Big Mac special. There are not many more folk that Raymond hates more the the youts. The lazy bitchy athletic youts. Well this dope, Ayton decided just to not show up to an NBA game as he rakes in $30 million a year because the roads were icy. Meanwhile, the rest of his teammates were able to make the game. I can’t say 100% for sure, but I’m assuming those teammates live in the same city. What a dumb pussy.
Antonio Brown and Chandler Jones starting a podcast called CTE
Chandler Jones - “People say we have CTE. CTE is not real. I dont believe in CTE.”
Just make this happen. Two of the biggest bat shit crazy athletes we have seen in a very long time. They are ripe for the social media age. Lets take the governor off and let em rip. It’s nothing but gold. Eventually jail time, but so much gold.