No one wants the Patriots OC job

The New England Patriots currently do not have an Offensive Coordinator. They are taking the Red Sox approach by having a bunch of guys that they want to interview but they are all saying the same thing, “thanks, but no thanks.” And who can blame these guys. The Patriots offense is a mess.

Going into free agency and the draft the Patriots have so many holes that need to be filled (like your mother’s ass). Start with the interior where you need both a left and right tackle. Trent Brown is fat and lazy ( I can call him fat since I am fat) and if you’re trying to rebuild, he should not be brought back. Mike Onwenu was a bright spot for the O-Line last season but wants to test the market. So there’s a shot but I feel like he will be taking his talents else where.

Both Tight Ends are free agents and if you’re Hunter Henry and Mike Gesicki you want to get as far away from New England as possible. Both had sub par seasons since joining the squad and with questions about who will be running the show on offense I don’t think they come back. Speaking of sub par performances this wide receiver core BLOWS! Everyone that was on this roster would be a 3 or 2 at best on a good squad.

Finally, who the hell will be under center for this team. I’ve heard and seen every rumor but if you’re interviewing for a job and you have Mac and Zappe sitting in the QB room you would definitely want to pass on the job. For OC the Pats will end up getting a guy where everyone (except Queen Bill) who asks, who the hell is this guy? Hopefully Robert Kraft and Mayo can get lucky but I feel as though Kraft used all that up when got Belichick and Brady.