The Red Sox are giving me hope, it’s dangerous for my health
Spring Training has started and the Sox are off to a ridiculous… look, I haven’t watched a lick of the games. A little because the games have been barred from streaming services considering what saggy sacked baseball fan uses streaming services, but mostly because I’m not that interested. But, if the latest news of Pivetta hitting 96 and highlights of Devers hitting 500 foot dongs keep coming I may have to figure out what the hell kind of channel FS-N is.
So, yea. This team on paper still is not great, the pitching has a chance of completely shitting the bed night in and night out and in turn causing me to grind my teeth to dust. But, there is certainly hope. And hope is a dangerous thing. Here’s the deal though suckers. I eat danger for breakfast. I fucking love danger. Bring it on you cock smokes. I’ll risk my heart for a pennant run.