Friday Rewind: Ranking the Patriots Roster
The Queen graces us with his presence to share his severe hatred for the Boston Red Sox. Botpod claims the KD deal is dead and the Commish is cool with Tatum flirting with the enemy. PLUS: Hey, Flee nice dick
Patriots news and notes
Ranking the Patriots roster
HEADLINES with The OBVIOUS ONE
The Red Sox are trying
Does Tatum owe Boston anything?
Simplest Minds of the week
SHOW NOTES:
5 min Cold Open
Show Run Down
Ranking the strengths of Patriots rosterThe Red Sox are trying againLatest on Bogaerts and DeversDoes Tatum owe anything to Boston?Simplest Minds of the WeekOpening TakesBill - Fuck the fucking Red SoxRay - Happy Birthday Dustin PedroiaRich - Jayson Tatum flirting with the enemyWelcome - Youtube, spotify, itunes5 min Ranking the Patriots roster* Brawl at joint practice with Panthers - Mac Jones to Brian Burns "Hold my nuts little bitch" - Bourne, Tompkins and panthers Kenny Robinson ejectedLove to see it? * Reports are offense has looked a little better- Give me your % in faith they will figure it out enough to be "good"* Cut Day - Malcolm Butler - IR undisclosed injury. Botpod conspiracy theory? - Joejuan Williams - IR - Back up punter cut. Hate to see it. God speed Jake JulienQUICK BREAK10 min Ranking the position groupshttps://www.patriots.com/team/depth-charthttps://www.espn.com/nfl/team/depth/_/name/neQB; RB; WR; TE; OLDL; LB; CB; SSTCoaching10. CB09. LB08. WR07. DL06. OL05. Coaching04. ST03. RB02. QB01. S3 min HEADLINES with The OBVIOUS ONEThe Patriots play their 2nd pre season game this evening vs the Carolina Panthers. Things got spicey in joint practices this week. The two sides were thrust into a full on brawl resulting in Kendrick Bourne and Kendrick Wilkerson getting ejected from practice. Allegedly The brawl started after Mac Jones threw a long TD to Tyquan Thorton. Following the play Mac told Baby back bitch Brian Burns to 'hold his nuts little bitch." allegedly The Red Sox have apparently woken up. Wacha-wacha-wacha was one of the few early bright spots for the Red Sox this season. Wacha threw a 7 inning gem vs the Yankees in his first start after coming off the IL. The Red Sox won that series vs the Yankees, making it the first series win vs the division this yearThe Sox head into a series with the Orioles this weekend with a chance to push close in on the wild card. The Celtics will host the 76ers on the NBA's opening night, Oct. 18th. Thankfully, Jayson Tatum has cleared his calender of any social events with hated Boston rivals for that evening.Tennis superstar Serena Williams has decided to hang up her racket at 40 years old. Williams is a 23 time Grand Slam Champion and I am a personal advocate for the Grand Slam breakfast from Dennys. So, we're basically the same. Catching up on last week's simplest mind of the week, Rodolfo Castro has been suspended one game and fined for having his cell phone on the field of play. The MLB does not believe Castro was using his phone to cheat. He just loves scrolling through internet titties and who can blame him?Finally, just a word of warning. If you are against unknowingly taking anabolic steroids. Don't cut your hair. This has been HEADLINES with THE OBVIOUS ONE5 min. The Red Sox are tryingFour games out of the pitty wild card spot. Finally win a division series vs YankeesGetting a little healthydeadline deals coming through with Pham and Hosmer Too little too late? The month of August was trash for the stars of this team? - Bogerts. - Devers. .134 - JD https://www.espn.com/mlb/team/stats/_/name/bos/table/batting/sort/OPS/dir/descQUICK BREAK5 min. Will Bloom sign Bogaerts and Devers? Public pressure mountingBuster Olney believes Sox will give Devers a Godfather deal - Does he take it if Bogaerts walks?- Can they let Bogaerts walk? Story hitting .220AFTERNOON DELIGHT5 min. Does Jayson Tatum owe Boston allegiance? - Seen at Draymond Greene's wedding - Working out with KD in LA.* I dont care. This is the modern NBA. - Here's the point. Tatum is your biggest flight risk Celtics need to remain good and continue to pay and pay and pay10 min SIMPLEST MINDS OF THE WEEKFernando Tatis Jr's Dad. - Hair cuts and tape worms“What involves him (Tatis Jr.) is a steroid that contains a spray called trofobol… He got a fungus due to a haircut. His mistake was not reading what it contains, which is what apparently makes him guilty of something totally unknown,” Tatis Sr. said.
“This is a catastrophe what has taken place, not just for Jr., but for all of baseball,” said Tatis Sr. “There are millions of fans who are gonna stop watching baseball now. It’s a total disappointment for Dominican fans, fans throughout the world, for something so insignificant that wasn’t worth it. It’s a topical.
“What came out positive in Jr.’s body is something that doesn’t give you strength, first of all, doesn’t amplify your [weight-training] regimen, that’s second, doesn’t have any testosterone, that’s third, doesn’t contain absolutely anything that would give you an edge in the game. What has occurred is a catastrophe for baseball.”
TAPE WORM:
“It turns out that I inadvertently took a medication to treat ringworm that contained Clostebol,” Tatis said. “I should have used the resources available to me in order to ensure that no banned substances were in what I took. I failed to do so.
Clostebol is favored by some drug cheats because it provides the benefits of elevated testosterone (muscle growth) with less elevated levels of estrogen as a byproduct.
16 of last 20 players suspended for steroids are from Dominican Republic.
33rd of 58 since 2005. 57%
Antonio Brown quote
"My biggest regret in my career doesn't involve calling my GM a 'cracker,' or showing up to Raiders camp late in a hot air balloon with frozen foot, or throwing rocks at that UPS driver, and it definitely doesn't involve taking my shirt off and doing a victory lap around the Jets' stadium mid-game while throwing up deuces," Brown began. "My biggest regret is that I'll never get to see me, Antonio Brown, play a game live. I can watch the game afterwards, but I can't imagine what that was like for you to all see something like that. Like watching the Beatles or Jesus perform at Red Rocks."
Mantei Tao Doc
- 3 years with an internet GF. Did he bang at all?