Friday Rewind: Giannis is Boston’s bitch

The Queen falls into depression over the Bruins, Ben Simmons doubles down, and Happy Mothers Day. PLUS Billy Trashcan tells us about his dark chocolate.

  • Celtics Respond

  • Bruins drop Game 1

  • Bruins Game 2 recap

    HEADLINES with The OBVIOUS ONE

  • The Patriots Draft leaves us scratching our heads

  • The Red Sox suck

  • Simplest Minds of the Week

    PLUS The WAP bet gets paid

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Celtics respondKey Take aways* Jaylen Brown - 30 points. 25 in first half* 1st half offense was clicking. * 20 3 pointers made for Celtics to 3 by Bucks* Defense on Giannis - Grant Williams is a man. - added in 21 points. 6 3 pointers made* Derrick White is not very good* Jrue Holiday best player for Bucks so far
- Marcus Smart out with a bruise- How do you see the rest of the series going?
QUICK BREAK
Bruins drop game 1Key Take aways* Bruins with roughly 100 shots in 1st period. Couldn't break through - Raanta 35 saves on the night
* 2 - 1 game in the 3rd period
* Ulmark looked soft* Defense losing the battle in front of the net
* Taylor Hall had good game. Should have had a couple goals
How do you see this series going?
Bruins Game 2 recap - Someone jump on with me for 15 minutes Thursday
HEADLINES with the OBVIOUS ONEThe Celtics bounce back against Giannis and the Bucks for a game 2 victory 109 - 86.
Jaylen Brown lead all scorers with 30 points. 25 in the first half.
The Celtics and Bucks resume the series on Saturday in Milwaukee.
The Bruins dropped game 1 to the Hurricanes 5 - 1. Did Pastrnak score that goal? Did he score any goals? Was he in the lineup? Hard to say.
Raystrodamus says the Bruins ________________ in game 2.
The collective New England Patriots fanbase is still reeling from what is being heralded as the worst NFL draft in the history of worst things. Prayers up
The Yankees have won a billion games straight and The Red Sox Suck
This has been HEADLINES with The OBVIOUS ONE
The Patriots Draft
Fucking woof

1st 29.- G - Cole Strange, Chattanooga TN - Reach. SUCK2nd 50. - WR - Tyquan Thorton, Baylor - Reach. SUCK3 85 - CB Marcus Jones, Houston - Return guy. Hurt. OK4 121 - CB - Jack Jones, Arizona state. asshole off the field. 4 rounds too late. SUCK4. 137 - QB Bailey Zappe, Western KY - QB in the 4th round????? SUCK5. The Patriots don't believe in 5th round picks6. 183 RB Kevin Harris, South Carolina - Another big RB. Why? SUCK6. 200 DT Sam Roberts, Northwest Missouri state. James White replacement. OK6. 210 G. Chasen Hines, LSU. You got rid of Shaq Mason and wouldnt pay Karras. Sure why not. SUCK7. OL Andrew Stueber, Michigan. 3rd OL picked when your defense didnt cause a punt against Buffalo? SUCK
Was this a Belichick draft or a Matt Groh draft? - Did Matt Groh just get exposed?
AFTERNOON DELIGHT
Red Sox Suck
Is there any path out of the suck?

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