Simple Minds Social Hour: A re-look at the 2022 Patriots draft

The Patriots turned some heads and failed some report cards at the 2022 NFL draft. The boys discuss the particulars while trying not to vomit in a can. PLUS the Queen gets drilled.

• Expert Analysis

• The Picks

• What they missed 21 - 29

• Around the AFC

• Worst ever Patriots’ drafts

SHOW NOTES:

2022 Draft

The Patriots Draft

What the experts think

Mel Kiper c+

Nate Davis (USA today) D+

Pro football focus D

Conor Orr (SI) - B- (idiot)

Ryan Gosling (Pro football Network) - C

Vinnie Iyer (Sporting news) - C-

Luke Easterling (Draft Wire) - D -

Doug Farrar (Touchdown wire) - B - 

Fucking woof

1st 29.- G - Cole Strange, Chattanooga TN - Reach.  SUCK

2nd 50. - WR - Tyquan Thorton, Baylor - Reach. SUCK

3 85 - CB Marcus Jones, Houston - Return guy. Hurt. OK

4 121 - CB - Jack Jones, Arizona state. asshole off the field. 4 rounds too late. SUCK

4. 137 - QB Bailey Zappe, Western KY - QB in the 4th round????? SUCK

5. The Patriots don't believe in 5th round picks

6. 183 RB Kevin Harris, South Carolina - Another big RB. Why? SUCK

6. 200 DT Sam Roberts, Northwest Missouri state. James White replacement. OK

6. 210 G. Chasen Hines, LSU.  You got rid of Shaq Mason and wouldnt pay Karras.  Sure why not. SUCK

7. OL Andrew Stueber, Michigan. 3rd OL picked when your defense didnt cause a punt against Buffalo?  SUCK

Picks 21 - 29

KC Chiefs - Trent MCDuffie - CB Washington

GB - Quay Walker LB Georgia

Buffalo - Kair Ellam CB Florida

Cowboys - Tyler Smith - OT Tulsa

Ravens - Tyler Linderbaum C, Iowa

Jets - Jermaine Johnson DE Florida state

Jags - LB Devin Lloyd Utah

GB - Devonte Wyatt - DT, Georgia

Pats - Cole fucking Strange

*Nakobe Dean slipped to 3rd round - Eagles 83rd pick. 

Around the AFC East

Jets - 3 1st round picks. 

  Sauce Gardner - CB Cinnicinati

   Garrett Wilson - WR Ohio State

   Jermaine Johnson - DE Florida state

Bills - 

Miami - 

Worst Patriots drafts

2017 

3. Derrick Rivers

3. Antonio Garcia

4. Deatrick Wise

6. Conor McDermott

2007

Round

Pick

Player

Position

College

1

24

Brandon Meriweather

DB

Miami

4

127

Kareem Brown

DT

Miami

5

171

Clint Oldenburg

OT

Colorado State

6

180

Justin Rogers

LB

Southern Methodist

6

202

Mike Richardson

DB

Notre Dame

6

208

Justise Hairston

RB

Central Connecticut State

6

209

Corey Hilliard

OT

Oklahoma State

7

211

Oscar Lua

LB

Southern California

7

247

Mike Elgin

C

Iowa

2006
RoundPickPlayerPositionCollege121Laurence MaroneyRBMinnesota236Chad JacksonWRFlorida386David ThomasTETexas4106Garrett MillsTETulsa4118Stephen GostkowskiKMemphis5136Ryan O'CallaghanOTCalifornia6191Jeremy MinceyDEFlorida6205Dan StevensonOTNotre Dame6206Le Kevin SmithDTNebraska7229Willie AndrewsDBBaylor2015RoundPickPlayerPositionCollege132Malcom BrownDTTexas264Jordan RichardsDBStanford397Geneo GrissomDEOklahoma4101Trey FlowersLBArkansas4111Tre' JacksonOGFlorida State4131Shaquille MasonOGGeorgia Tech5166Joe CardonaLSNavy6178Matthew WellsLBMississippi State6202A.J. DerbyTEArkansas7247Darryl RobertsDBMarshall7253Xzavier DicksonLBAlabama2016RoundPickPlayerPositionCollege260Cyrus JonesDBAlabama378Joe ThuneyOGNorth Carolina State391Jacoby BrissettQBNorth Carolina State396Vincent ValentineDTNebraska4112Malcolm MitchellWRGeorgia6208Kamu Grugier-HillLBEastern Illinois6214Elandon RobertsLBHouston6221Ted KarrasCIllinois7225Devin LucienWRArizona State2000RoundPickPlayerPositionCollege246Adrian KlemmOGHawaii376J.R. RedmondRBArizona State4127Greg RandallOTMichigan State5141Dave StachelskiTEBoise State5161Jeff MarriottDTMissouri6187Antwan HarrisDBVirginia6199Tom BradyQBMichigan6201David NugentDEPurdue7226Casey TisdaleLBNew Mexico7239Patrick PassRBGeorgia