What did the 5 fingers say to the face?
Last night was the first time in a very long time that people were talking and sharing videos about the Oscars. By now you know Will Smith bitch slapped Chris Rock because Will did not appreciate Chris making a GI Jane joke about Jada’s bald head. The weird part is that Will got mad about that but not the other dudes that have been in his wife while they’ve been married, but that is neither here nor there. If you haven’t seen the slap and live under a god damn rock here it is.
It is a text book slap (even though the queen thinks this by far is a pussy move by Will), he walks up calm, cool, and collected and straightens his hand and POW! Then walks back to his seat and yells at Chris Rock. It’s all that you heard about today at work or online people talking about this, but was this the greatest hit caught on live TV? The answer to that is no, it doesn’t even crack my top 3. So here is my top 3 hits on live tv
3. Real World Seattle - Stephen slaps Irene
Ah how could I ever forget this, this is the first time I ever saw a man hit a woman out of rage. I was 13 so I was going through that weird part of my life and this scene has always stuck with me since. Stephen and Irene hated each other, could be the way Irene talks but that was just my opinion on the matter, but the reason Stephen slapped Irene was because she called him a homosexual…. no not a slur word of homosexual just homosexual.
2. Rick James slaps Charlie Murphy
I said live tv but this paints such a great picture that you can just imagine it to be so real. The way Chappell plays Rick James so well and the way Charlie Murphy narrates the whole thing is just brilliant tv. So many great lines came from this Charlie Murphy’s True Hollywood Stories. Fuck your couch, I’m Rick James Bitch, Unity, What did the 5 fingers say to the face. Countless other quotes but this would be number 1 if it was in real time, an 80’s VHS tape that you throw on and can watch on replay.
1.Snooki gets hit to the gates of hell!
The reason why this show is still on the air is because of this scene alone. This guys life got destroyed after this happened. People found out who he was, where he worked and he was fired and got death threats. But hey, he got his 15 minutes of fame.
Chris Rock needs a nice New England IPA to help him get over Will Smith pimp slapping his face. 460 Amherst St. Nashua, NH. Go see Dave who has the best beers in NH!
